Free chips

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Went in chip shop just up from chesterfield f.c ground,ordered a fish cake and then nice lady said only fish cake :question: yes just a fishcake( don’t get paid until Friday :frowning: ), anyway she says here have some chips as well,piles on a load of them. :smiley: :smiley:
So if your after some free grub pop in ,but don’t order pie+ chips!fish + chips!order just pie!fish and you might get the chips free :smiley: :smiley: .
Top,tip ,pay women I.e 90 p for fish cake in 5p pieces,she’ll think your hard up,and take pity on you.
Just up,from chesterfield f.c,luminoseblue light round windows,don’t all go in at once as it’s a bit obvious :wink:

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1 - she is encouraging you to come back another day.
2 - try that on her again and see what you get
3 - it is business, tell your friends I got a good one here
4 - if I see you pulling that hard up one on me again, think I will give you a smaller fish cake than I normally would (and no chips!) :stuck_out_tongue:
5 - she is probably giving you the secret come on I am bored :wink:

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Ninefifty:
5 - she is probably giving you the secret come on I am bored :wink:

This. When you come to pay next time just pull out a durex :laughing:

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Someone does you a good turn, so you come on here and encourage everyone else to take advantage :unamused:

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iDriver:
Someone does you a good turn, so you come on here and encourage everyone else to take advantage :unamused:

Not just taking advantage on here,I’m going on 1 st feb to see gas play chesterfield,I will be posting same up on rovers board,fair old run from bristol and fans will be starving :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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Someone does you a good turn, so you come on here and encourage everyone else to take advantage :unamused:
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iDriver
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Thats exactly what i was thinking, shows what a big mouth he has

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Maybe it was the ‘secret recipe’ fishcake…was it the chips that tasted salty, or was it that fishcake with added ‘protein’?

:smiling_imp:

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I must say, it’s really bad that the OP is boasting about his ‘free chips’, and even worse still that he’s encouraging others to abuse the kind ladys’ generosity.

It’s this kind of behaviour that spoils it for others.

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alphonsohall:
‘…I must say … he’s encouraging others to abuse the kind ladys’ generosity … spoils it for others…’

It’s chat & banter, mate - no-one’s written about it being either a gospel or law.

What woke me up was harking at ‘…I must say…’ - which tends to grip my pipe

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Happy Keith:

alphonsohall:
‘…I must say … he’s encouraging others to abuse the kind ladys’ generosity … spoils it for others…’

It’s chat & banter, mate - no-one’s written about it being either a gospel or law.

What woke me up was harking at ‘…I must say…’ - which tends to grip my pipe

Let’s agree to disagree then!

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You asked to munch on her battered fishcake? you dirty bugger.

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iDriver:
Someone does you a good turn, so you come on here and encourage everyone else to take advantage :unamused:

I agree… By rights though, maybe we should support this ladys business in a honest way, and pay for the goods delivered - so to speak.

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Surprised a man who claims to earn £600+ a week can’t afford a bag of chips…

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Maybe thats why hes called Dozy :laughing: :laughing:

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What a ■■■■■

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May be nice next time you go to give her a box of chocolates and maybe a thank you card pity there aren’t more good people like her about. :blush:

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dozy:

iDriver:
Someone does you a good turn, so you come on here and encourage everyone else to take advantage :unamused:

Not just taking advantage on here,I’m going on 1 st feb to see gas play chesterfield,I will be posting same up on rovers board,fair old run from bristol and fans will be starving :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

So you haven’t worked out that you just might have jeopardised the lassies job by posting here?

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How much of a tightarse would you have to be to try this one on? I know wages aren’t what they once were but surely 90p for some chips isn’t yet beyond us.

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its 99p for a portion of take away chips in welcome break services…

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dozy:
Went in chip shop just up from chesterfield f.c ground,ordered a fish cake and then nice lady said only fish cake :question: yes just a fishcake( don’t get paid until Friday :frowning: ), anyway she says here have some chips as well,piles on a load of them. :smiley: :smiley:
So if your after some free grub pop in ,but don’t order pie+ chips!fish + chips!order just pie!fish and you might get the chips free :smiley: :smiley: .
Top,tip ,pay women I.e 90 p for fish cake in 5p pieces,she’ll think your hard up,and take pity on you.
Just up,from chesterfield f.c,luminoseblue light round windows,don’t all go in at once as it’s a bit obvious :wink:

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