Well that certainly sounds like you have a varied job to do mate, and certainly can’t say it gets boring, eh? 
The following morning after my last reply to you, I noticed something stuck to my truck’s windscreen. It was a penalty charge notice of £70 (reduced to £35 if paid within 28 days) for parking slightly on a bit of grass.
Well, actually it wasn’t even grass I had parked on because all the previous trucks had worn any grass away and it was just one long strip of dried mud, as you can see. I don’t get this, as I was actually inside the layby marking and I was not blocking any road or footpath!!
According to the ticket, it was stuck on my windscreen at just gone 11pm on the night! Can you believe it? The crafty beggers, eh? 
Here’s a couple of photos I took of where I was parked…
Oh, and that sign is the only sign in (or near) the layby, and it only states there is no dumping allowed. As if I would go for a dump there anyway!! 
