Woodpecker1:
Earplugs ready for the dipstick trailer swappers that feel they have to shout at each other then toot to say there leaving,also flip flops to wear in the showers on the off chance it hasn’t been cleaned,I know it sounds silly but they sometimes forget!!!
Haha, good one!
KCLeblanc:
This
Kin ‘L’
How did you know about that ? (Have you got one ? Lol)
KCLeblanc:
This
I want one of these. So when I cant shower for what ever reason ma ■■■■■■ sweaty arse rubs all over it.
A knife. Use it to ■■■■■ the the curtains of any wagon that parks the wrong way into a bay and blocks your door.
Your load
happysack:
A knife. Use it to ■■■■■ the the curtains of any wagon that parks the wrong way into a bay and blocks your door.
So it was YOU then!! 
Why on earth would anyone on here condone deliberate vandalism to a fellow drivers wagon?
If you have a problem with how a driver is parked,why not knock on his/her cab door and talk to him/her.
He/she may be a new or low experience driver and be struggling a bit. Reach down into your underwear,have a feel around,and see if you can find SOME BALLS. I suppose if someone in the pub spilt beer on your shoe,you would go and key their car■■?
Get a grip,they are in there somewhere.
Calm down Princess. It was a tongue in cheek comment with reference to the Bibby driver thread.
I am well aware of your intentions Happysack lol.(I have seen some of your often humerous posts).
Problem is,some ■■■■■■■■■ will see that option as feasible and may consider your post as an endorsement of this behaviour.
Christ,now look what you’ve done…my tiara has fell off.
eagerbeaver:
I am well aware of your intentions Happysack lol.(I have seen some of your often humerous posts).Problem is,some [zb] will see that option as feasible and may consider your post as an endorsement of this behaviour.
Christ,now look what you’ve done…my tiara has fell off.
Ah right. By that rationale, if i was to say that every driver needs to pay me a £10 toll to use the A75, then maybe someone will see that as a genuine truthful post?
Dipper_Dave:
Contraflow:
Contraflow:
Why don’t you do a night out without anything and then whilst you’re sat there cold, bored, dirty and hungry, make a list of all the things you wish you had.Dipper Dave my arse.
Although im flattered, think my input on the top 10 things for a night out thread was 9 packs of wet wipes and a fleshlight.I remember my first night out though, brown paper for the curtains, cushion for the gearnob, laying across the seats, me favourite sock in one hand and me tallywacker in the other… nothings changed much over the years.
Funnily enough the mystery of the odd sock in the weeks washing still perplexes the wife to this day…
I always thought it was safer just to wait until it sounded like a bag of crisps when folding it up to stash it,then shake the flakes out of the windo…hey presto, she was ready to tease me again with her inviting smile … 
ND888 BIGJ:
One of these for them warm summer nights at a MSA
The new Immigrant Class Ticket-
Calais-Dover, Hammock thrown in for your comfort & safety.
9 out of 10 Immigrants prefer it to tying themselves around the axles.
