Fiona Society Club

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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I gots to go with Fiona aswell! She is YUMMMM!! :slight_smile:

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Leave it out lads! Which one of them is going to let you on the ice road first? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Happydaze:
Leave it out lads! Which one of them is going to let you on the ice road first? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

He doesnā€™t need to; Banburyā€™s bad enough in winterā€¦

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We donā€™t live on the ice tho :stuck_out_tongue: :slight_smile:

I here by create the ā€œFiona Society Clubā€ :wink:

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I was trying to get a dirt-track euphemism in there without getting told off :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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Harry Monk:
Fiona for me too Iā€™m afraid!

Sheā€™d get absolutely destroyed!

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Stuff we said on the truckfest 2012 topicā€¦

Iv asked Rikki to shift it over to hereā€¦

Keep it clean (ish) or Rikki will delete this

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As the great Ron White said ā€¦

If I could offer one piece of advice to the planet, it would be this: Donā€™t marry for looks alone, and Iā€™ll tell you why. In a few years, when Barbaraā€™s ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  start sagging, she can get plastic surgery, have them lifted, move the ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  wherever. You can actually go to a ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  bar, pick out a set of ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  and say, ā€œI want those ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  on that woman.ā€ If her belly gets too big, she can get a tummy tuck and have a belly like a cheerleader. If her vision goes bad, you can have LASIK surgery and have 20/20 vision. If her hearing goes bad, they can install a device in her ear that will give you hearing as clear as it was the day you were born. But let me tell you something, folks: You canā€™t fix stupid. Thereā€™s not a pill you can take; thereā€™s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.

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Legend_Scania:
Stuff we said on the truckfest 2012 topicā€¦

Iv asked Rikki to shift it over to hereā€¦

Keep it clean (ish) or Rikki will delete this

You need to turn it into a poll so we can vote for our favourite TV trucker!

Agree with ā€œno smutty commentsā€, but I think the day has not yet quite arrived when a man cannot say which of two women he personally finds the more attractive.

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Has a ā– ā– ā–  tape of fiona not been leaked yet? Most rough arse fairly fit celeb girls have had one out after a couple of years in the spot light.

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Anyone can tell me how to do a poll ? Anyone can tell me
please

And can people tell me same TV truckers ? That I can add

Only can think of two :unamused:

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Legend_Scania:
Anyone can tell me how to do a poll ? Anyone can tell me
please

Actually, as ā€œHappydazeā€ is now listed at the thread starter, because of the way it was split off, I think only he could create a poll.

If he is reading this thread, thenā€¦

1). Click ā€œEditā€ on top right of first post.

  1. Click on ā€œPoll creationā€ below post.

  2. In the box marked ā€œPoll Questionā€ write ā€œWho is the most attractive TV trucker?ā€

  3. In the box below, type Lisa on one line and Fiona on another line.

  4. Click ā€œSubmitā€

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Legend_Scania:
Anyone can tell me how to do a poll ? Anyone can tell me
please

And can people tell me same TV truckers ? That I can add

Only can think of two :unamused:

Maya from IRT? Umā€¦the lasses from Mother Truckers? I canā€™t really think of anymore.

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Can you start one please Happydaze mate :smiley:

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Iā€™ll start one.

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Nice one Harry

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What a bunch of sad old men. Go and get laid and stop acting like frustrated school boys, itā€™s embarrassing. Harry also seems to be getting a little too excited, heā€™s even started a new thread. This isnā€™t good for his blood pressure, donā€™t encourage him.

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fiona gets my vote :smiley: