robroy:
eurotrans:
I was thinking of a return of stobbie tv with that handsome hunk rob in the starring role.:
I like the way your mind works mate.
But they wouldn’t be able to afford me.
Come on now rob I’ve been working on a script for episode 1 and I’ve just got to the bit where you grab pointy shoes by the throats and drag him through the window 
eurotrans:
robroy:
eurotrans:
I was thinking of a return of stobbie tv with that handsome hunk rob in the starring roleI like the way your mind works mate.
But they wouldn’t be able to afford me.
Come on now rob I’ve been working on a script for episode 1 and I’ve just got to the bit where you grab pointy shoes by the throats and drag him through the window
Nah…don’t be fooled by this bravado image, I’m only 4’6’’ and 7 stone wet through, I’d need a big lad to help me, so time for a re.write.
And in steps Mark Dixon to help poor little Rob 
So are we going to get another thrilling episode of “Robs lay-by exploits” this weekend??
peirre:
So are we going to get another thrilling episode of “Robs lay-by exploits” this weekend??
Well it’s Friday soon, anybody want a steak dinner…
peirre:
So are we going to get another thrilling episode of “Robs lay-by exploits” this weekend??
Stay tooned man…you never know. 
Practicing tonight by staying in and being a complete boring ■■■■ cab rat. 
(Btw Can’t believe this thread is still active, I can only apologise. )
My sincerest condolences.
The only time you’ll catch me sleeping in my wagon is when my customers have given me too much free food and I need to sleep it off on my break.
Tailschwing:
My sincerest condolences.The only time you’ll catch me sleeping in my wagon is when my customers have given me too much free food and I need to sleep it off on my break.
You do bin empties dont you?
Cant help thinking theres some correlation between bin emptying and someone giving you too much food… 
On a similar note I got a free Glasgow council pen when they guy at a delivery said “nah keep it its crap” so we’re in a similar space with regards to freebies
Latest news on me morphing into dozy.
I’m doing the exact same job and drops today as last Saturday!!
The wife has been seen coming out of the butchers carrying some steak, and a bottle of wine was seen in the car boot.
Stocking up with pot noodles (Ginsters are soooooo last week) and Lucozade, and a box of tissues (leave it!) to wipe away the tears…just in case.
Ah well, getting last drop off now, and then going back empty.
Rang the Mrs, told her to prepare the steak, chill the wine …and to slip into something more comfortable … I’ll be home soon pet …
So nothing to see here this week.
Wtf do I do with these pot noodles. 
robroy:
Wtf do I do with these pot noodles.
There is always next week