Harry Monk:
A claw hammer and a 6’ x 6’ square of carpet.
no good for me, I’m 6’2
Harry Monk:
What’s got four legs and goes “Ssshhhhhhh!!!”Rod Hull’s telly.
I’ve stolen that, I’ve got tea coming out my nose, thanks.
Coffeeholic:
commonrail:
i`m ok with crayolaBut you’re not supposed to eat them.
yes you can eat them they turn your ■■■ green or red if thats your colour , its fascinating stuff . 
Harry Monk:
toby1234abc:
Rod Hulls emu to entertain the children while waiting at the RDC.What’s got four legs and goes “Ssshhhhhhh!!!”
Rod Hull’s telly.
What were Rod Hulls last words to Emu?
“don’t let go you ■■■■■■■■■
mucker85:
Harry Monk:
A claw hammer and a 6’ x 6’ square of carpet.no good for me, I’m 6’2
You would have to lay diagonally across the carpet, then fold the corners in. There are other ways but you would need a saw.
bowser:
Coffeeholic:
commonrail:
i`m ok with crayolaBut you’re not supposed to eat them.
yes you can eat them they turn your ■■■ green or red if thats your colour , its fascinating stuff .
I know you can eat them, but you’re still not supposed to.
thinking of ditching subbuteo…can`t get anyone to give me a game.last time i set it up in tesco fradley,they threatened to have me removed.
will swap for ker-plunk,if anyones interested
Ive got Operation if thats any good ? you’ll have to supply your own batteries though …sorry 
toowise:
Legend_Scania:
toowise:
1982 A-Z of Manchester (with the M63 on it)(young’uns ask yer dadCopy of Razzle circa 1978 (bought illegally when I was 15 from dirty stans shop
Brotherhood of Man greatest hit cassette tape.
13" peice of orange string (just in case)
Tin of FineFayre own brand tomato soup priced 3/9 (young’uns ask yer grandad
Best one iv seen
Why thank you kind Sir ! (or madam…sorry)
Having a feel “no I’m not playing with my self 
” yep I’m a Sir
toowise:
Ive got Operation if thats any good ? you’ll have to supply your own batteries though …sorry
sorry,no go.
p.s if anyone finds my tony woodcock(nottm forest 1973-1979)hand him in to the traffic office and i`ll collect him next time
ta
commonrail:
thinking of ditching subbuteo…can`t get anyone to give me a game.last time i set it up in tesco fradley,they threatened to have me removed.
will swap for ker-plunk,if anyones interested
I have KerPlunk but probably no good to you as I have lost my marbles.
Cool breeze.
Remember the ad for Operate…? The mother at the end says…“Can I have a go?”
Imagine the reply from todays yoof.
"Nah man…Do one you old slapper…Now ■■■■ off b4 u get a slap! 
it’s like deja vu all over again!
Much prefered t’other side on a Saturday morning…
especially since it featured…
same here,give me sally james over maggie philbin anyday 
paullus:
same here,give me sally james over maggie philbin anyday
another one just to keep you going paullus…
you talk about female t.v presenters ?
this is the one you want surely … 
sheeeez yummy
i think we could be drifting off topic here so be careful
Red Squirrel:
Besides a torch and a first aid kit, what whould you recommend that every driver should carry, regardless of their specialism?
These days many drivers are agency or casualised in some way or other and can’t be kitted out the way they know they ought to be so seriously, what should every professional driver in the UK carry with them?
Hope the above posts answer your question
bowser:
i think we could be drifting off topic here so be careful
You think Sherlock ?
I do apologise …just got sidetracked thinking back to my informative teenage years.
Anyway my real essential kit would be…
small stove and spare gas
several tins of soup or tinned meals
tin opener and pan
mobile phone and charger
small amount of cash / cashpoint card
warm coat (even in summer)
Thats about it for essentials in case of breakdown or worse, everything else is just a luxury.
Hope that helps to get things back on track. If not please see my revious posts