A long stand, left handed screwdriver. And some tartan paint.
bigvern1:
A long stand, left handed screwdriver. And some tartan paint.
You forgot the Road Hammer, Sky Hook and Bubbles for spirit levels.
Scarab:
bigvern1:
A long stand, left handed screwdriver. And some tartan paint.You forgot the Road Hammer, Sky Hook and Bubbles for spirit levels.
What about a waterpump for an air-cooled Beetle?
Wet celery, a flying helmet and an egg whisk.
Coffeeholic:
Wet celery, a flying helmet and an egg whisk.
I only wish I knew what Yvette did with them!
A pair of black stockings, some amyl nitrate and an orange.
A crystal ball…
A small truck to carry your Essentials
Harry Monk:
A pair of black stockings, some amyl nitrate and an orange.
Ah, your into that too…
I always thought a small satsuma was what was required?
But I’m willing to bow to those with experience!
Crash helmet.
mmm. what about condoms …when the traffic office bends you over and expect you to take it… 
Harry Monk:
A pair of black stockings, some amyl nitrate and an orange.
Are you a politician then ?
turnip:
Harry Monk:
A pair of black stockings, some amyl nitrate and an orange.Are you a politician then ?
That big beefy Yorkshire international truck driver was discovered dead in his cab at Dover Eastern Dock so arrayed and with a carrier bag over his head almost 20 years before Stephen Milligan, we were the trailblazers in the “five a day” fruit thing. 
The incident is mentioned in Graham Coster’s excellent trucking book “A thousand miles from nowhere” published at that time.
Rohypnol comes in handy
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It’s not theirs anymore,
This is our England now.
Paaaaarrrrrrttttttttyyyyyyyy
Harry Monk:
turnip:
Harry Monk:
A pair of black stockings, some amyl nitrate and an orange.Are you a politician then ?
That big beefy Yorkshire international truck driver was discovered dead in his cab at Dover Eastern Dock so arrayed and with a carrier bag over his head almost 20 years before Stephen Milligan, we were the trailblazers in the “five a day” fruit thing.
The incident is mentioned in Graham Coster’s excellent trucking book “A thousand miles from nowhere” published at that time.
Yorkshiremen !! Tsch. There’s another famous one , sutcliffe or something
a cosh.
socket set
spanners
jump leads
a women
You need to carry an extra digi tacho card to allow you to drive max hours.
A small cat, a pelican, a plastic bag, a gimp mask, 3 bars of dairy milk chocolate and a tea strainer. If you have enough room and can get hold of one off eBay a lollipop lady… Takes me back to the good old days!
■■■■ I forgot you also need a cup of self raising flour or it won’t work