go down pub
drink 10 pints
get completely plastered
go back home
beat up wife
dirty northern *******…
joe royal:
go down pub
drink 10 pints
get completely plasteredgo back home
beat up wife
dirty northern *******…
Only 10 pints?.. Plastered?
Pah 
we aint ■■■■ soft arsed Southerners mate. 
Al tel thi somert me owd lad, if thy ever ■■■■ up ere thal get thi ear braid cus we dunt tek eny crap. wi say it as it is an do it.
we dunt suffer fools speshly sutthners, an if thas gorra problem wi that get thi sen back darn an dunt ■■■ up ere n’moor
Can I have a translation of this thread please, as Google translate is giving me nothing! 
Evil8Beezle:
Can I have a translation of this thread please, as Google translate is giving me nothing!
There is a book titled, ‘Weerz mi dad’ and is full of Yorkshire slang, I’ve read it 
Google is totally baffled with Northern folk.
I have Canadian friends and when talking to locals they haven’t a clue what we are saying and think we are talking a foreign language eg…ooo washy we or washy bi ersen!
Evil8Beezle:
Can I have a translation of this thread please, as Google translate is giving me nothing!
Wey aye, but divvent keep gannen on aboot it man just cos ya hevvent larrned t speak English doon where you are fray yit.
robroy:
joe royal:
go down pub
drink 10 pints
get completely plasteredgo back home
beat up wife
dirty northern *******…Only 10 pints?.. Plastered?
Pah
what is it with these southerners??
we don’t need to go to the pub for to get plastered…thats what cairy ooots were invented for.in every pub in Glasgow we have our own equivelant of the airlines sky marshalls…theres always someone watching you when your out drinking,if you go to the bog for a pee with less than 8 pints inside you,then its a doing for being a woofter.if you see someones misses here with 2 black eyes,then you just know shes not a very good listener…and as a rule,the 1st thing your misses should do on returning from the battered wives hostel is…the dishes if she has any common sense …southerners…
dri-diddly-iver:
Evil8Beezle:
Can I have a translation of this thread please, as Google translate is giving me nothing!
Google is totally baffled with Northern folk.
I have Canadian friends and when talking to locals they haven’t a clue what we are saying and think we are talking a foreign language eg…ooo washy we or washy bi ersen!
Have you tried reading Irvine Walshs novels? Train Spotting, Filth etc etc. Excellent reads and better than the (still good) films made of them. But the "Glasgae" takes a bit of acclimatising to get into. Im going a bit deaf in my left ear, (220 ■■■■■■■ in an Atki?) but because I gotta keep asking for repeats I reckon my Scots buddies are convinced I`ve been deaf for yonks.
Glasgow’s a separate entity , when you get out of it most scots speak better and more correct english than the english people . That must be true because my wife is a scot and she told me .
rigsby:
Glasgow’s a separate entity , when you get out of it most scots speak better and more correct english than the english people . That must be true because my wife is a scot and she told me .
I wouldnt argue with that. Weegies are Scots, like Tykes are English... And speaking as "an amshire ogg" : no, I aint from the wes counrie! May not be Saturday night chucking out time, but Im throwing my CAP in the ring on this `un.
trevHCS:
Hang on a cotton pick’n second here, as Evil is a self confessed southerner (not his fault), I just wanna check when he says cloth cap he means the type worn by, as Fredthered puts it, “Real Men” and not what them from the soft counties might think we mean.Exibit A:
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The Express claims this is a cloth cap and not what Evil posted above so there is a chance them da’n sarth could think the same.
Admittedly Evil has probably more chance of knowing the difference than many south of the gap (Watford not the shop!), but we need to make sure to avoid embarressment for one of TNUK’s most beloved posters.
Gregory Porter god i loathe this creep,just appears from nowhere and suddenly the new big thing.Strangles a few predictable standards-In crowd,Fly me to the moon…ad nauseum and even Jo Whileys creaming her kecks at this vacous ego on stilts,not exactly Marvin,Stevie ore Sam Cooke are we mr Porter?.corporate soul for IT consultants more like.
Tried playing “eye spy” with the ex wife once (she was a southerner) and she was hopeless. For example: (in the kitchen) eye spy with my little eye, something beginning with T…
Got it yet?
Give up yet?
You’re not doing very well.
The answer is…
T’ oven!
T’oven?
