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Could you substitute wagon wheels with Jaffa cakes if it is a low ride unit? If the trailer has small wheels would Oreo’s be about the right size?

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Chas:
I did plenty of bridge strikes on recovery . . . & this doesn’t look like one.

http://www.islingtongazette.co.uk/news/tesco_lorry_hits_finsbury_park_bridge_and_tips_over_1_2940789

A Tesco lorry has tipped over on its side after colliding with Finsbury Park bridge today.

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Dipper_Dave:
For the loaf I tried Tiger bread but its too round and aerodynamic, then a sliced loaf (the least said about that the butter) but for a true accurate result a nice Hovis loaf with 6 wagon wheels (nibbled down to reduce their diameter) works best.

For the tractor unit I used the family cat who although initialy objectionable to this endeavour was tempted into acting as part of the experiment by placing my daughters hamster just in front of it, that funnily enough represented a car in this scenario.

Although a partial success, I do now need a new hamster as things went a bit ■■■■ up when the missus walked in…

Pure quality :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

I vote Dipper Dave for the position of Commissioner of TNet CSI

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pierrot 14:

Dipper_Dave:
Quite right can’t use high winds as an excuse due to corner damage (+ a day late), reckon its a 4 - 4.2metre trailer trying to squeeze under a 12’ 9" bridge.

Driver probably blindly following cheap sat nav Or reckoned by going faster the bridge might not notice.

As mentioned probably an agency muppet (no offence intended to agency muppets).

As an agency muppet myself who dabbles for Culina a bit I feel I am unable to disagree with Bald Bloke at this time. :wink:

Why would he be using a prat-nav ■■ Tesco supply very accurate route directions to all of their stores and insist that the drivers follow them.

Some people still feel the need to use sat navs at tesco even though we get idiot proof directions to and from stores. Get caught using a sat nav at tesco and your out the door, they won’t tolerate it and a few have already been caught and been kicked out.

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selby newcomer:
Some people still feel the need to use sat navs at tesco even though we get idiot proof directions to and from stores. Get caught using a sat nav at tesco and your out the door, they won’t tolerate it and a few have already been caught and been kicked out.

Don’t get caught then :wink:
Anyway, why are we getting satnavs next year then :wink:

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DAF95XF:

selby newcomer:
Some people still feel the need to use sat navs at tesco even though we get idiot proof directions to and from stores. Get caught using a sat nav at tesco and your out the door, they won’t tolerate it and a few have already been caught and been kicked out.

Don’t get caught then :wink:
Anyway, why are we getting satnavs next year then :wink:

Don’t get caught, needs to be told to the idiots who drive around with the sat nav stuck in the middle of the windscreen, they aren’t even discreet about it. Some are smart about it and place them out of sight.

Believe it when you see it, I’m hearing things aren’t goin well with this microlise thing, quaint little villages getting disturbed by tesco artics thundering through their villages :laughing: :laughing: …well maybe not thundering :wink: