Yeti:
I mean it’s obvious to me you need to do M8, A720, A702, A74(M), M6, A66, A1(M), M62, M606, A6177, A650, A6068, M65, M61, M60, M62, M66, A58.I drive that route regular
liar thats the route from doncaster to pontefract. ya gonna get the wee laddie lost 
The best way is by road but to be honest, if I was going to bury, I wouldn’t start in Glasgow.
Well being a Bury born and bred lad ( I don’t live there now ) I have parked in Kay Street Freetown Ind. Estate a few times in the past and never had any bother or if you want secure parking as someone said earlier Heywood Ind.Estate is very secure with regular patrols and as they also pointed out Bury is 5 mins away.
Yeti:
I mean it’s obvious to me you need to do M8, A720, A702, A74(M), M6, A66, A1(M), M62, M606, A6177, A650, A6068, M65, M61, M60, M62, M66, A58.I drive that route regular
Wouldn’t it be better to go via Luxembourg to get some cheap diesel 
Ps, if anyone hasn’t noticed this thread may be a little tongue in cheek 