MrJake:
Good idea putting the horse pics on Buzzer, It actually got the misses to cast an eye on the forum which is normally unheard of.
Hi “Mr Jake” here is one from today taken at Lee on Solent especially for your Mrs, don’t normally go out in the rain but was giving a family from Norwich a half term treat. They were not properly dressed for the weather which was so bad you could not even see the IOW and they got a soaking, not me I had my Guantanamo Bay all in one suit on, cheers Buzzer.
Just look at the posh curtains !
I used to have a set identical to those, WITH a matching one that went across the bunk
with an archway in the centre of it…looked like a flipping harem… 
Well I was young and foolish back then.
Surprisingly I,ve got no photos of ,em… 
mappo:
I used to have a set identical to those, WITH a matching one that went across the bunk
with an archway in the centre of it…looked like a flipping harem…
Well I was young and foolish back then.
Surprisingly I,ve got no photos of ,em…
And now you are old and foolish, Buzzer.
mappo:
I used to have a set identical to those, WITH a matching one that went across the bunk
with an archway in the centre of it…looked like a flipping harem…
Well I was young and foolish back then.
Surprisingly I,ve got no photos of ,em…
Tone,
Were they the black out curtains during the First World War you had to put up ■■
Hope you are feeling ok,are you still signed off ?
Regards
Richard
I,m gonna ignore Buzzers last comment…I know he loves me really… 
Richard, yeh I,m still signed off mate, and could be even longer now, i,ve just got
another chest infection now, a right pain in the arse to be honest.
Seem to get that about 3 or 4 times a year now… 
I know I should have givens those cigs up a lot sooner…
mappo:
I,m gonna ignore Buzzers last comment…I know he loves me really…Richard, yeh I,m still signed off mate, and could be even longer now, i,ve just got
another chest infection now, a right pain in the arse to be honest.
Seem to get that about 3 or 4 times a year now…
I know I should have givens those cigs up a lot sooner…
Tony. I’m not sure about the chest infection. However the pain in the arse could be piles! Regards Charlie
Charlie you don’t know who Tony has been with, that chest infection could be Ebola so I would stay away if I were you, at least until we know for sure. He’s always had piles, piles of cash that is from when he worked for us Buzzer.
Buzzer:
Charlie you don’t know who Tony has been with, that chest infection could be Ebola so I would stay away if I were you, at least until we know for sure. He’s always had piles, piles of cash that is from when he worked for us Buzzer.
apparently Ebola can live in ■■■■■ for up to 14 days, some of you had best wash that sock you keep under your bed!!!
Charlie I would just like to say a big thank you for that medical advice mate.
So what,s the best cure then ■■?
Buzzer…now that you,ve mentioned piles of cash, and the fact I,m fast
approaching retirement age, I,ve been thinking about my company pension.
I,ve had a word with my financial adviser and he,s told me to start looking for a retirement
home in the Bahamas and to put it on Davies account… 
mappo:
Charlie I would just like to say a big thank you for that medical advice mate.
So what,s the best cure then ■■?Buzzer…now that you,ve mentioned loads of cash, and the fact I,m fast
approaching retirement age, I,ve been thinking about my company pension.
I,ve had a word with my financial adviser and he,s told me to start looking for a retirement
home in the Bahamas and to put it on Davies account.
Tone,
Your hearing is going, he said “retirement home in Balham” mind you the price of property in London it’s probably the same
Regards
Richard
mappo:
Charlie I would just like to say a big thank you for that medical advice mate.
So what,s the best cure then ■■?Buzzer…now that you,ve mentioned loads of cash, and the fact I,m fast
approaching retirement age, I,ve been thinking about my company pension.
I,ve had a word with my financial adviser and he,s told me to start looking for a retirement
home in the Bahamas and to put it on Davies account.
Athens is still warm at this time of the year so you best have a word with Horry and see if he can ship you out, there are a few going this weekend so im’e sure one of them will be prepared to nurse maid you and show you the ropes, and when you get paid at the end it will feel like you have a pension and Greece aint that much different to the baa farmers which for your information is just over the severn bridge about 40 miles in up the valleys, cheers Buzzer.
PS. If your legal man lives in West Wellow you got no chance, I have a sniper positioned at Ower on’t roundabout.
Hi all, Are you sure its a doctor you need and not a councilor if you got a pain in the arse.Anyway i could not beleive how happy WaWa (known to me as max midnight ) looks on board ship having dinner. Next time i pass tracy island and he is there i will pop ion and have a word. 
Mikey1964…hello mate, I think you,re wasting your time on this thread
with that advice, most of the old fogeys on ,ere dried up years ago so wouldn,t
know what ■■■■■ is .
Richard and Buzzer…
Gerbil…You can bloody well pack that in, siding with the enemy.
Always thought of you as a good old boy Kev…not so sure now…
gerbil sb152:
Hi all, Are you sure its a doctor you need and not a councilor if you got a pain in the arse.Anyway i could not beleive how happy WaWa (known to me as max midnight ) looks on board ship having dinner. Next time i pass tracy island and he is there i will pop ion and have a word.
Hi Kev actually it’s WU WA stands for wind up walk away, in other words he makes the bullets but has no gun, have heard max midnight b4 as dear old Roger don’t like night driving. Big shock for Rocky when he first went on for Jamies as they were not supposed to drive in the dark even though those early skoda’s had head lights fitted Buzzer.
Mappo
As an ex smoker myself I got a terrible chest infection when I drove down to our place in Spain a couple of months ago ,it turned out it was the aircon in the car causing it , luckily my doctor gave me an emergency course of Amoxicillin Anti Biotics to carry with me ,they cured the bad breathing. When we went to the Canaries a couple of years ago I got the same thing ,it was the aircon on Ryanair that caused it ,so maybe ask your doctor for some Amoxicillin.
Thanks for the heads up on that Kerbut, but I,m ahead of you there mate.
I,ve carried emergency antibiotics as well as steroids for a few years now…cos of my COPD/Emphysema as well as having an auto immune system problem ( Lupus ), I,m quite prone to getting regular infections…no sarky comments please…
Anyway thanks again Kerbut, but it’s all under control…well sort of.
mappo:
Thanks for the heads up on that Kerbut, but I,m ahead of you there mate.
I,ve carried emergency antibiotics as well as steroids for a few years now…cos of my COPD/Emphysema as well as having an auto immune system problem ( Lupus ), I,m quite prone to getting regular infections…no sarky comments please…
Anyway thanks again Kerbut, but it’s all under control…well sort of.
Tone,
Watch those steroids, I saw a mate of mine the other day when I asked him how he was he said
“I’ve been taking steroids and I’ve grown another ■■■■■”. I said “Anabolic” he said “No just a ■■■■■”
Regards
Richard
Hi Richard, hope you don’t mind, but I,m gonna send you a cleaning bill.
I was supping on a morning cuppa while reading your last post, and I,ve
sprayed my nice clean shirt with tea…