robroy:
Ok if we are doing that, here’s one of me.
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Just came off a shift of my part time job as a male stripper.
What do you reckon, fit for my age or what? …be honest.
Just to let you know I’m free all over Christmas for bookings if you or any of your mates are holding parties, and if you play your cards right, there may be some fringe benefits for anyone up for it afterwards (all inclusive btw )
Get back to me. x
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Thats my Father in Law :open_mouth: :open_mouth: ... Is there anything youd like to tell me?
Pleased you took the joke, I thought you might have thought I was being serious, and that was really me.
I look nothing like that guy…he is in far better shape than me.
SouthEastCashew:
I am still here lol!! Truckin away… I don’t know where you all get the time!!..
Message Shep with your address, he`ll send you the height indicator charts … Shep532 is Pete
You should be getting a part refund, (or at least flowers and choccies) for all this free advertising, …come on Shep I’ll put you on the spot here, it’s Christmas.
By the way Mrs Trouble, I like strawberry creams, just saying like
SouthEastCashew:
I am still here lol!! Truckin away… I don’t know where you all get the time!!..
Message Shep with your address, he`ll send you the height indicator charts … Shep532 is Pete
You should be getting a part refund, (or at least flowers and choccies) for all this free advertising, …come on Shep I’ll put you on the spot here, it’s Christmas.
By the way Mrs Trouble, I like strawberry creams, just saying like
Strawberry creams and frilly curtains?
That sounds like you’re only one step away from the wife’s underwear draw mate!
SouthEastCashew:
I am still here lol!! Truckin away… I don’t know where you all get the time!!..
Message Shep with your address, he`ll send you the height indicator charts … Shep532 is Pete
You should be getting a part refund, (or at least flowers and choccies) for all this free advertising, …come on Shep I’ll put you on the spot here, it’s Christmas.
By the way Mrs Trouble, I like strawberry creams, just saying like
Strawberry creams and frilly curtains?
That sounds like you’re only one step away from the wife’s underwear draw mate!
He’s got the frilly curtains, he’s well and truly set up shop in said underwear draw!
Look here!
We said we would never mention this again,… that day she caught me wearing her frillies I have explained countless times.
For the last time…I was judging her size to buy her some for Christmas.
robroy:
that day she caught me wearing her frillies I have explained countless times.
Some times there are no words, nope, none …
Yeh ok, but I bet you thought of the pic of the little old tatooed guy in the pic wearing frilly knickers, and just for a second thought ‘’‘Ooooh yerrrr’’ …go on admit it.
robroy:
that day she caught me wearing her frillies I have explained countless times.
Some times there are no words, nope, none …
Yeh ok, but I bet you thought of the pic of the little old tatooed guy in the pic wearing frilly knickers, and just for a second thought ‘’‘Ooooh yerrrr’’ …go on admit it.
No, but I did picture a 6ft 1 " you (just read that somewhere) looking rather sheepish in a thong
robroy:
that day she caught me wearing her frillies I have explained countless times.
Some times there are no words, nope, none …
Yeh ok, but I bet you thought of the pic of the little old tatooed guy in the pic wearing frilly knickers, and just for a second thought ‘’‘Ooooh yerrrr’’ …go on admit it.
No, but I did picture a 6ft 1 " you (just read that somewhere) looking rather sheepish in a thong
If that’s a hint to send you a pic of that, control yourself,…I aint doing it!
Trouble:
Oooooft, that came out a bit big [emoji38]
Quite literally ‘that’s what she said’.
Apologies just catching up with threads and couldn’t resist, can’t believe everyone missed this.
Anyway I will leave you back in the safe hands of Rob, our well known dashing super smoothie.
Young man, I first found this forum in February and I have regularly come across your posts. You are a wordsmith of modern times, and your humour is simply outstanding … carry on doing what you`re doing, you brighten up even the dullest of days
robroy:
Trouble:
No, but I did picture a 6ft 1 " you (just read that somewhere) looking rather sheepish in a thong
If that’s a hint to send you a pic of that, control yourself,…I aint doing it!
Darn it, busted … ah well, never mind, god loves a tryer
Thanks Trouble, I’ve been away a bit due to working on a spoof X rated film script that’s good to go but awaiting permission from the originals author to proceed.
Anyone who’s interested it’s a wizarding tale called ‘Hairy Plopper and the Temple of ■■■■’.
Coming to a few dodgy websites near you in the near future.
(all inclusive btw
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