Coronavirus thread for cynics

R420:
By the time we are done here, China is going to look like some sort of democratic, libertarian utopia. Oh how we mocked them. :frowning:

Only in the sense that they are all compliant drones and know the score.Put a foot wrong and it all goes pear shaped very badly very quickly.

By the time we’re done we are going to look like Tibet.Except we’ve got lots more food to nick.Which is why they intend to walk in when enough of us have gone through their bioweapon attack.

Or the government just hands us over to the UN ( PLA ) under cover of the fake virus in which case the bio weapon will be the Bat virus in the fake vaccine we will be forced to have against the fake virus.

R420:
The mind boggles : https://twitter.com/YouGov/status/1248286923921281024

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The mind only boggles if it’s capable of free thought, asks questions, and doesn’t rely on the state or it’s lackeys to tell it the truth.

YouGov knows who to ask to get the answers required of it, there’s more of us out there than 9%, they won’t generally be found on twitter.

There are lies, DAMMED LIES and statistics.

If you’ve got 50 minutes to spare I urge you to watch this. Carryfast you’ll love this. Franglais you may want to skip the part where the WHO gets a hammering! :wink:

youtu.be/3bXWGxhd7ic

the maoster:
If you’ve got 50 minutes to spare I urge you to watch this. Carryfast you’ll love this. Franglais you may want to skip the part where the WHO gets a hammering! :wink:

youtu.be/3bXWGxhd7ic

I`ll maybe have a look later.

I do note that the producer of the video is “The Epoch Times”: right-wing biased, and with a mixed record on accuracy of reporting. Strong links to Falun Gong. Also noted for spreading QAnon and anti-vaccination conspiracy theories. Banned from advertising on Facebook because of breaking political advertising rules, and using “sock-puppets”.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Epoch_Times
mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-epoch-times/
nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/ … d-n1045416

Oh that’s it then, completely unreliable 'cos Wiki says so. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

the maoster:
Oh that’s it then, completely unreliable 'cos Wiki says so. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

I didnt say its all tosh. I haven`t seen it yet.
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“Can’t believe what I’m seeing on social media from otherwise sensible people. Question everything guys FFS!” (Maoster 06 Apr 2020)
“the puppet masters are media savvy” (Maoster 04 May 2019)
So, did you take your own advice and question this video?

Just as because something is mainstream doesnt make it automatically correct, something purporting to be independent , doesnt make that automatically right (or wrong) either.
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But given there are only 24 hrs in a day, I daresay I`ll look more at sources with a reliable reputation rather than ones with the pedigree of this one.
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Of course I’m questioning it mate. Does the piece have an agenda? Undoubtedly it does, most if not all things have an agenda, most likely an agenda to match what whoever is funding things thinks, that’s the way of the world.

That particular piece lays the blame firmly at the feet of the Chinese communist party. Does it mention that the Americans heavily funded the Wuhan labs? Not at all. Like I say, agendas. All we can do is sift through the information and decided what is, what isn’t relevant and try to read between the lines.

the maoster:
Oh that’s it then, completely unreliable 'cos Wiki says so. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Not to mention Facebook’s censorship of groups that dont fit the narrative.

Carryfast:

Janos:
I agree. Something this potent and virulent is very sinister. The Chinese have tried to blame both the USA and UK. They should remember, curses are like chickens…and bats, they always come home to roost.
If it is proven that this was a deliberate act to create an economic imbalance there could be war. The clamour for venegence will be huge…if not, at the very least a complete boycott of Chinese goods should be implemented.

The word I hear is that the useless coward yanks aren’t up for a real fight with China.They supposedly don’t want to end the world in a potential nuke exchange apparently because they don’t want to risk their future generations. :unamused:

Strange how my Mum and Dad’s generation never said that during the Cuban Missile crisis or at any time during the Cold War.

So China just sits back laughing for a year or two while it’s bioweapon goes to work.Then the enslaved starving survivors if they’re lucky, or chucked into an incinerator alive by PLA in NBC suits if they’re not, will be cursing their parents’ generation for saying better red than dead.

If they haven’t got the bottle for war they won’t have the bottle for an embargo because it will take force to enforce it at which point China would starve regardless and will then just go to war anyway.Probably by holding Japan and Australia to ransom and obliterating Taiwan and South Korea to start with.

The fact is we can’t stop Communism,or the desperate Chinese unsustainable population problem taking what’s ours, unless we’re up for mutually assured destruction against nuke armed opponents and the cowardly new generations aren’t up for it.

So game over and here we are sinking slowly but surely.Unless someone can show recoveries out numbering new cases and deaths by 60 to 40 and that ‘recovery’ really does mean natural immunity.Yeah right.

Its a complete myth that the world came closest to complete Armageddon with the Cuban crisis,a more genuine contender for this came with Israels USS Liberty attack, an attempt to frame Egypt with USAF B52s heading for Alexandria for a nuke strike,American 5th fleet in the area told by Satan’s handmaidens-LBJ and Macnamara to " bring back the wings"instead of assisting the Liberty,in fact the only reason the IDF couldn’t finish off the Liberty was due to a Russian sub lurking close by offering assistance to the stricken vessel.

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Wow! Had four or five attempts to copy and paste an interesting article from social media and failed miserably, yet (see above) I can post . Makes you wonder what’s really going on here! This is the message I received every time I attempted it.

the maoster:
If you’ve got 50 minutes to spare I urge you to watch this. Carryfast you’ll love this. Franglais you may want to skip the part where the WHO gets a hammering! :wink:

youtu.be/3bXWGxhd7ic

Trust us we are your friends we are here to help you in any way we can.We come in peace.

youtube.com/watch?v=PHXLu8feOHc

nhpolitician.com/2005-china- … -invasion/

the maoster:
Makes you wonder what’s really going on here! This is the message I received every time I attempted it.

CCP bioattack with the intent of imposing a Vichy regime softening us up for invasion and colonisation.Just as they said in 2005.

Government prefers a policy of better red than dead so has stood down the military.No retaliation or defence.

Suggestions that the CCP Vichy type government’s reluctant ‘enforcers’ are showing duress code to the public or possibly any potential remaining military resistance.

Projected casualty numbers unsustainable in the long term regardless.

Sounds as good an explanation as any so far.

Franglais:
I do note that the producer of the video is “The Epoch Times”: right-wing biased,

Yes I’d much rather trust the CCP to provide balanced and factual accounts as to their peace loving intentions towards the west.How could anyone be so right wing as to not trust such a fine organisation. :unamused:

AndieHyde:

Carryfast:

R420:
Actually, I’m not closed to that possibility at all. Quite the opposite in fact. But then we have amateur video footage from the US showing tents empty and hospitals no busier than normal at this time of year, so that would suggest that there isn’t “more than is happening”. But if you turn on US MSM you’ll see apparent video footage of lines of fridge trailers being parked up outside the hospitals, with the medical staff shovelling in covered dead bodies as fast as they can. None of it makes any sense. We’ve already seen fake video footage of an alleged US hospital ward which was actually old footage of a hospital ward in Italy from some weeks prior that had been edited. If the situation in the hospitals there is as bad as they’re making out, why aren’t they showing us it, rather than using footage from Italy and editing/faking it to suit? :bulb:

Now hearing that WHO intends forced entry into people’s houses to ‘check for corona virus’ and forced removal of household members including children to be taken into ‘quarantine’. :open_mouth: This was one of my predicted lines in the sand.Now I’m listening.That’s something else.Still think CCP is behind it.Just know the next step will be disappearances like died in quarantine compulsory incineration no evidence and house taken over by CCP.

I too saw the press conference fronted by Dr. Michael Joseph Ryan.

Very worrying language used and another clear warning of how corrupted the United Nations has become.

Time to start lobbying your local government to withdraw funding.

Turns out the Don agrees with me.

US President Donald Trump says he has instructed his administration to temporarily halt funding to the World Health Organisation (WHO) for taking China’s claims about the coronavirus “at face value” and failing to share information about the pandemic as it spread

^ I saw that. I see they are planning to relax the lockdowns in the USA from 1 May, but only on the condition of enough testing kits being available and “app-supported surveillance will be essential for contact-tracing efforts”. Article in the Washingtom Post.

I hate to say I told you so folks… :neutral_face: Expect the UK to follow suit.

R420:
^ I saw that. I see they are planning to relax the lockdowns in the USA from 1 May, but only on the condition of enough testing kits being available and “app-supported surveillance will be essential for contact-tracing efforts”. Article in the Washingtom Post.

I hate to say I told you so folks… :neutral_face: Expect the UK to follow suit.

So fake virus as a pretext for mobile phone tracking and compulsory to carry a mobile phone ?.Followed by compulsory agenda 21 ‘vaccination’ after a suitable delay to make the ‘search’ for the ‘vaccine’ look credible.

Bearing mind that all the western leaders, including Trump, were strangely keen to get the fake or real Chinese virus into our countries.

Here are the official Coronavirus guidelines:

  1. Basically, you can’t leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can.
  2. Masks are useless, but maybe you have to wear one, it can save you, it is useless, but maybe it is mandatory as well.
  3. Shops are closed, except those that are open.
  4. You should not go to hospitals unless you have to go there. Same applies to doctors, you should only go there in case of emergency, provided you are not too sick.
  5. This virus is deadly but still not too scary, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster.
  6. Gloves won’t help, but they can still help.
  7. Everyone needs to stay HOME, but it’s important to GO OUT.
  8. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing when you go there in the evening, but not in the morning. Sometimes.
  9. The virus has no effect on children except those it affects.
  10. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there…
  11. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also get sick without symptoms, have symptoms without being sick, or be contagious without having symptoms. Oh, my…
  12. In order not to get sick, you have to eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand and it’s better not to go out, well, but no…
  13. It’s better to get some fresh air, but you get looked at very wrong when you get some fresh air, and most importantly, you don’t go to parks or walk. But don’t sit down, except that you can do that now if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant (but not too old).
  14. You can’t go to retirement homes, but you have to take care of the elderly and bring food and medication.
  15. If you are sick, you can’t go out, but you can go to the pharmacy.
  16. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house, which may have been prepared by people who didn’t wear masks or gloves. But you have to have your groceries decontaminated outside for 3 hours. Pizza too?
  17. Every disturbing article or disturbing interview starts with “I don’t want to trigger panic, but…”
  18. You can’t see your older mother or grandmother, but you can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver.
  19. You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don’t live under the same roof.
  20. You are safe if you maintain the appropriate social distance, but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance.
  21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, we didn’t say hours, maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. Oh no, not necessarily.
  22. The virus stays in the air - well no, or yes, maybe, especially in a closed room, in one hour a sick person can infect ten, so if it falls, all our children were already infected at school before it was closed. But remember, if you stay at the recommended social distance, however in certain circumstances you should maintain a greater distance, which, studies show, the virus can travel further, maybe.
  23. We count the number of deaths but we don’t know how many people are infected as we have only tested so far those who were “almost dead” to find out if that’s what they will die of…
  24. We have no treatment, except that there may be one that apparently is not dangerous unless you take too much (which is the case with all medications).
  25. We should stay locked up until the virus disappears, but it will only disappear if we achieve collective immunity, so when it circulates… but we must no longer be locked up for that?

I do hope this clears up any confusion.

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Remember the importance of social distancing, folks, but most importantly, STAY.AT.HOME.PROTECT.THE.NHS.SAVE.LIVES.

Oh… :unamused: