Come to my new years eve party

dingo · 31 December 2011 20:58

28 ton fresh Scottish Salmon

Salmon steaks anyone

the_big_un · 31 December 2011 20:58

pig pen:
An excavator?
Handy for clearing up in the morning if it get messy.

I will have to park the empty tipper outside then to take the mess away lol

hgvchris · 31 December 2011 21:23

32 plts of herbs and spices to go with the chicken or col sanders new recipe kfs

otss · 31 December 2011 21:30

If anyone gets the munchies I’ve got a trailer full of sweets.

chris_1 · 31 December 2011 21:54

Lorry load of Easter eggs…too early, I’ll get me coat

Lucy · 1 January 2012 00:42

rubyroo2:
Nibbles anyone? 66 palletts of dry pet food.

25 tonne of wet cat food here to go with it…

simon · 1 January 2012 01:01

20t of thin card.
Just the job to making cones with, for keeping yer hot roast lamp n chips in

bonnie_lass · 1 January 2012 14:12

Happy New Year to Everyone

wheel_nut · 1 January 2012 14:41

wirralpete:
28 ton of caustic

i bet i wont be welcome

You can do the washing up.

I have nothing to offer except a few tubs of old rancid chocolate and tractor tyres

trukkertone · 2 January 2012 05:15

LOGS, 28 ton of them ready cut into 10 ft lengths… should keep us warm for a while, especially if we leave that pile of ■■■ Daf attached…

limeyphil · 2 January 2012 10:16

10 kilos of coke.
10 pallets of rothmans.
10 pallets of pot.
and three pallets of something strange.

Lucy · 2 January 2012 12:11

limeyphil:
10 kilos of coke.
10 pallets of rothmans.
10 pallets of pot.
and three pallets of something strange.

So that would really be…

10 kilos of talc
10 pallets of dried random leaves wrapped up to look like Rothmans
10 pallets of melted and moulded vinyl/candle wax/boot polish etc.
and three pallets of bog roll.

How’s about you flog the first 3 off to the yoof on your local council estate on your way to the party, then just bring the profits and the bog roll on with you.

mark_h · 2 January 2012 13:16

40’ high cube of old considiton motorbikes from America

fingers · 2 January 2012 13:43

45’ double decker of 11 and 22 gallon kegs of fosters / strongbow and many burton based cask ales and alco pops for the kids. if you’ve had enough alcohol i can take them away

jonboy

smashedcrabface · 2 January 2012 15:13

I hate to break it to you guys, but the party finished like two days ago.

All the cool people have gone home. The only person left is Harry Monk sat in the corner drinking a can of warm lager while checking if anybody’s posted on TNUK since he last checked five minutes ago.

Go home, try and make it on time next year.