Dave the Renegade:
Nice big leaves,saves the picking of dock leaves or using newspaper.Not so daft these old ones,had a use for everything.
Cheers Dave.
But try finding a dock leaf nowadays . . . after falling into a clump of stinging nettles.
Suedehead:
Dave the Renegade:
Nice big leaves,saves the picking of dock leaves or using newspaper.Not so daft these old ones,had a use for everything.
Cheers Dave.But try finding a dock leaf nowadays . . . after falling into a clump of stinging nettles.
Plenty of both this way,out in the sticks. 
Dave the Renegade:
Suedehead:
Dave the Renegade:
Nice big leaves,saves the picking of dock leaves or using newspaper.Not so daft these old ones,had a use for everything.
Cheers Dave.But try finding a dock leaf nowadays . . . after falling into a clump of stinging nettles.
Plenty of both this way,out in the sticks.
hiya,
Thatâs the beauty of wearing a kilt, just stroll about with the legs slightly
ajar for a little while until things dry up no toilet paper or dock leaves
required and best of all zero skid marks,weâve a lot to learn from cousins
from oâer the border and any ensuing muck buttons can be removed at a
later time.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Suedehead:
Dave the Renegade:
Nice big leaves,saves the picking of dock leaves or using newspaper.Not so daft these old ones,had a use for everything.
Cheers Dave.But try finding a dock leaf nowadays . . . after falling into a clump of stinging nettles.
Plenty of both this way,out in the sticks.
hiya,
Thatâs the beauty of wearing a kilt, just stroll about with the legs slightly
ajar for a little while until things dry up no toilet paper or dock leaves
required and best of all zero skid marks,weâve a lot to learn from cousins
from oâer the border and any ensuing muck buttons can be removed at a
later time.
thanks harry, long retired.
Hence the saying " Stop your tickling Jock " .
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Suedehead:
Dave the Renegade:
Nice big leaves,saves the picking of dock leaves or using newspaper.Not so daft these old ones,had a use for everything.
Cheers Dave.But try finding a dock leaf nowadays . . . after falling into a clump of stinging nettles.
Plenty of both this way,out in the sticks.
hiya,
Thatâs the beauty of wearing a kilt, just stroll about with the legs slightly
ajar for a little while until things dry up no toilet paper or dock leaves
required and best of all zero skid marks,weâve a lot to learn from cousins
from oâer the border and any ensuing muck buttons can be removed at a
later time.
thanks harry, long retired.
We are a bit more civilised in deepest Wiltcestershire.
Ive got an old wooden clothes horse with a sheepskin(fluffy side up) on the top rail.
Straddle it and walk backwards - simples . . no fartleberries !!
Suedehead:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Suedehead:
Dave the Renegade:
Nice big leaves,saves the picking of dock leaves or using newspaper.Not so daft these old ones,had a use for everything.
Cheers Dave.But try finding a dock leaf nowadays . . . after falling into a clump of stinging nettles.
Plenty of both this way,out in the sticks.
hiya,
Thatâs the beauty of wearing a kilt, just stroll about with the legs slightly
ajar for a little while until things dry up no toilet paper or dock leaves
required and best of all zero skid marks,weâve a lot to learn from cousins
from oâer the border and any ensuing muck buttons can be removed at a
later time.
thanks harry, long retired.We are a bit more civilised in deepest Wiltcestershire.
Ive got an old wooden clothes horse with a sheepskin(fluffy side up) on the top rail.
Straddle it and walk backwards - simples . . no fartleberries !!
hiya,
Are they available at Argos â â , marvellous implement.
thanks harry, long retired.
Itâs no wonder strangers reading this thread think were all barking!! Theyâre right, I wonder how much further it can degenerate?? Plenty scope yet for the Fadmuckers to lower the tone even more. Regards Kev. Ps. wonder if Iâll get away with it?? 
Commân you lads have certainly reached the bottom. 
if you sink any lower you will be up to your knee.s in it! 
Still I suppose you can dab some Izal around the nether regions, 
whether you will come out smelling of roses, I doubt very much, so please stop all this â â â â â â â â , because you are lowering the tone of this thread, ! Just think if our Swiss fans drift into this page, they may think we are talking about our dads, when you mention farter. 
Norman Ingram:
Commân you lads have certainly reached the bottom.
We had better start a topic about rocking horses Norm,canât get no crap from them.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Commân you lads have certainly reached the bottom.We had better start a topic about rocking horses Norm,canât get no crap from them.
Cheers Dave.
Sounds like a double negative !!
Now ive heard of ârare as hens teethâ but how about âmore chance of platting snotâ 
. . . exits stage left
Suedehead:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Commân you lads have certainly reached the bottom.We had better start a topic about rocking horses Norm,canât get no crap from them.
Cheers Dave.Sounds like a double negative !!
Now ive heard of ârare as hens teethâ but how about âmore chance of platting snotâ
. . . exits stage left
Donât go wandering off Suedehead,you are in it up to your neck talking about this subject which Norm pretends not to like.
Cheers Dave.
No Dave going on to rocking horseâs might leave you with a pile of saw dust. But I would agree to the rocking horse winner remember the film, the boy also played in âOliver Twistâ. 
Mark Lester played Oliver Twist I think Norm.Never seen the film with the rocking horse.The only films I watch with horses in them are westerns,and they have got to be pretty good for me to bother watching them.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
No Dave going on to rocking horseâs might leave you with a pile of saw dust.
Wasnt that Liz Taylor ,Black Velvet . .cant remember any Guinness based drinks though
I think â â â â Lester wrote a couple of horsey based novels . . then again- could of been â â â â Cheese .
Rockinghorse winner was about a family with money problems, and the young boy used to ride it with such fury, he would go into a hypnoctic state, and forecast the winners each day, and the whole family used to back them. 
Just you wait, Harry will be out like a shot to buy a rockinghorse so he can get all his money back from Ladbrokes.
The Rocking Horse Winner (1949)
A young boy receives a rocking horse for Christmas and soon
learns that he is able to pick the winning horse at the races.
Stars:Valerie Hobson, John Howard Davies and Ronald Squire.
Spot on Norm.
Cheers Dave.
I fancy a real night out booging where doon the toon dose this happen, Who wants to boogie, I do tell me where i can do it, Regards Larry, raring to go but with nee way ti gan.
Lawrence Dunbar:
I fancy a real night out booging where doon the toon dose this happen, Who wants to boogie, I do tell me where i can do it, Regards Larry, raring to go but with nee way ti gan.
Larry sit a home and drink your malt whisky, you might get a heart attack trying to twist the night away!
Norman Ingram:
Lawrence Dunbar:
I fancy a real night out booging where doon the toon dose this happen, Who wants to boogie, I do tell me where i can do it, Regards Larry, raring to go but with nee way ti gan.Larry sit a home and drink your malt whisky,
Could blow a gasket with all that whisky on board .
Cheers Dave.
Dave do you think Larry is having his second childhood.