hiya,
Norm i’ve asked my old lady to pickle me in a barrel of Scotch just in case the doctor has made a mistake, should i come too, then i’ll be able be able to drink myself out of the thing, but knowing her she’d double screw the lid on.
thanks harry long retired.
Your wife would say she could not afford that amount of whisky, cheaper to use parafine, then she might burn it to keep warm in those cold cold winters you have in those northern regions, then if you did recover, you would think you had gone to " HELL". 
hiya,
Thats it then i’ll just have to do it myself if i start now i should be well and truly preserved when i croak, come to think of it, i think i was well on the way to preservation many moons ago.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry, put me right on this subject, if you are well pickled & preserved, will that make you a “MUMMY” if you decide to leave this mortal coil, will you end up smothered in bandages, and will you keep haunting people.
hiya,
No bandages Norm, i should last a while in what i croak in, most likely jeans and tee-shirt just stand me in a corn field i can terrify grandkids so should have no problems with the pesky crows, and some people may say i’d be at least doing worthwhile work for the first time ever.
thanks harry long retired.
No Harry they cannot say that about you , for your a old red & rust driver and that was a worthwhile job.
hiya,
Thanks for that Norm, if only you was sincere.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Thanks for that Norm, if only you was sincere.
thanks harry long retired.
You were nearly in page two Harry,thou ght I’d put something on before Norm gets back and gives us a kicking.Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Have’nt been looking in much for a day or two Dave, i’ve been a bit busy trying to tidy the garden up, i’ts starting to look a bit like the council tip, i put a new fence up last year and the old one is leaning against the new one and needs cutting up and transporting away, where’s Pickfords when you need em’.
thanks harry long retired
harry_gill:
hiya,
Have’nt been looking in much for a day or two Dave, i’ve been a bit busy trying to tidy the garden up, i’ts starting to look a bit like the council tip, i put a new fence up last year and the old one is leaning against the new one and needs cutting up and transporting away, where’s Pickfords when you need em’.
thanks harry long retired
I’ve been under extreme pressure as well Harry,painting - inside and out.
As they used to say in Barnsley " the man who invented f****** wants decorating,and the man who invented decorating wants f******.
What more can I say? 
hiya,
Not a lot to add to that Chris, you’ve summed it up exactly, and i like it a lot.
thanks harry long retired.
Hi Harry & Chris,
Sounds as if you fella’s have been busy,plenty to do this time of the year.The garden here is very dry,we are supposed to get some showers tonight and in the morning,that will put it all to grow,more work
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Hi Harry & Chris,
Sounds as if you fella’s have been busy,plenty to do this time of the year.The garden here is very dry,we are supposed to get some showers tonight and in the morning,that will put it all to grow,more work
Cheers Dave.
I’m having a shift off tomorrow,our lass doesn’t pay sunday rate.
Chris Webb:
Dave the Renegade:
Hi Harry & Chris,
Sounds as if you fella’s have been busy,plenty to do this time of the year.The garden here is very dry,we are supposed to get some showers tonight and in the morning,that will put it all to grow,more work
Cheers Dave.I’m having a shift off tomorrow,our lass doesn’t pay sunday rate.
Church for you is it Chris 
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Work harder now and i’m supposed to be retired, to be truthful Dave i don’t know how i found time to go to work for all those years.
thanks harry long retired.
hi lads,ive had to cut the grass twice already this week,i can watch it grow! …chris
harry_gill:
hiya,
Work harder now and i’m supposed to be retired, to be truthful Dave i don’t know how i found time to go to work for all those years.
thanks harry long retired.
Thats it Harry,if you got a house and garden,there’s always something needs doing.You had beter get back on a wagon,and hire an odd job man to do the chores.
Cheers Dave.
trunkera1:
hi lads,ive had to cut the grass twice already this week,i can watch it grow! …chris
Hi Chris,
We had two of the one ton builders bags full of moss off one of our lawns,not that it weighed a ton,the lawn looks as scabby as hell now,when it rains,will chuck some grass seed on it.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Chris Webb:
Dave the Renegade:
Hi Harry & Chris,
Sounds as if you fella’s have been busy,plenty to do this time of the year.The garden here is very dry,we are supposed to get some showers tonight and in the morning,that will put it all to grow,more work
Cheers Dave.I’m having a shift off tomorrow,our lass doesn’t pay sunday rate.
Church for you is it Chris
Cheers Dave.
Church of John Smith’s Dave,I’m a bit partial to that Smooth bitter
Chris Webb:
Dave the Renegade:
Chris Webb:
Dave the Renegade:
Hi Harry & Chris,
Sounds as if you fella’s have been busy,plenty to do this time of the year.The garden here is very dry,we are supposed to get some showers tonight and in the morning,that will put it all to grow,more work
Cheers Dave.I’m having a shift off tomorrow,our lass doesn’t pay sunday rate.
Church for you is it Chris
Cheers Dave.Church of John Smith’s Dave,I’m a bit partial to that Smooth bitter
Just the job Chris,don’t mind any type of bitter,also newcastle brown.
Cheers Dave.