Winseer:
Never trust someone in a suit.
Never trust someone in a clean high-viz.
This should be the first thing you learn on your first day of truck driver school.
Fatboy slimslow:
Winseer:
What’s the going rate for spilling your load through the curtains these days?it’s a life sentence if you’re married!
I spilt my load through the girlfriends beef curtains and the wife caught us at it!
Did the wife then try and unload your trailer with a hoover? 
Santa:
Should have done a risk assessment first
(1) If you’re half-cut, you might miss, and end up in the stink.
(2) If she’s laughing, you might miss and whitewash the runway strip
(3) If she’s trying to push you off, 'cos someone else has just entered the store room, you might walk around for the rest of the afternoon smelling of “Taste the Difference” range.
(4) If you write about it on here, lesser mortals might come to the conclusion that ZB is an interesting ■■■■■■ act/position/kind of foreplay. 