Why do elephants have four feet?
Cos they couldn’t reach with four inches. 
Wheel Nut:
Michael Parkinsons Bird
Good man wheelnut I thought emu as soon as I saw this
I believe this gag was originally from Family Fortunes TV gameshow. Another one was:
Q: name something that is red?
A: my jumper.
Les Dennis standard reply was “if it’s up there I’ll give you the money myself!”
A famous Arthur: “Shakespeare!”
WTF!
killsville:
A famous Arthur: “Shakespeare!”WTF!
Name something you would take on a beach:
A chicken 
peoples minds work in peculiar ways!
Some of my family fortune favourites.
Something you open other than a door: “Your bowels…”
An occupation where you need a torch: “A burglar…”
A dangerous race: “The Arabs…”
Something you would play with in the bath: “A bazooka…”
A slang word for a girl: “Slag…”
A reason for kneeling: “To be beheaded…”
Wheel Nut:
Some of my family fortune favourites.Something you open other than a door: “Your bowels…”
An occupation where you need a torch: “A burglar…”
A dangerous race: “The Arabs…”
Something you would play with in the bath: “A bazooka…”
A slang word for a girl: “Slag…”
A reason for kneeling: “To be beheaded…”
My favourite was. Q. Games not advisable to be played at a nudist colony
… A. Leapfrog. 