Coffeeholic:
KW:
Coffeeholic:
bazman:
I am sure it is the men that suffer the mostI agree Baz, we get 2 minutes of fun at the conception
TWOminutes Neil■■?
You must let me know your secret!
I hope it’s not a slap on the thigh with a wet kipper
Well obviously it was done twice in that time to make sure the job got done properly.
Blimey stamina and a quick turnaround. I am in the presence of a master. 
brit pete:
No sorry simon it takes two unless you are the holy ghost.,so that idea will not work.LUCY try to thinkof the positive side and that is rick will have to take a more active part when the young bundle is there so let him be the one to rise at the wonderful hours early in the morning as and when required,
Sleeps in a bunk, it’ll be just like being at work .
brit pete:
so let him be the one to rise at the wonderful hours early in the morning as and when required,
Isn’t that what caused the problem in the first place.
Lucy
just had a duscussion with my son scott
he said that a woman becomes pergnant so she has an excusse not to do anything
tin hat on
but then again i had 2 and no he didnt suffer at all
angela
At least you know whats wrong with you, I listened to that woman on the radio.
Her daughter rang 999 to say her mummy had belly ache 
Within 5 minutes she had delivered her own baby, seemed strange that it was her 4th child and she didnt even know she was pregnant 
Lostpup:
Well maybe Rikki’s too
Maybe
SimonRS2K:
ITS ALL RICKYS FAULT
Who is Ricky :?: 
is there Something you should be telling me Lucy ■■? :shock:
I don’t know why, but it is always better listening to someone elses row’s, carry on Rikki and Lucy, I’ll just go and get some more popcorn.
It would be great if you could go ‘cold turkey’. Thus giving yourself a rest. But your mind does not work like this!
Can just hear you saying to Rikki,
"RIKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! MY WATERS HAVE BROKEN!!! Time for me to do one last run before the baby is born! Why are you looking at me like that?!
Or,
“Rikki. I’ve decided i want a home birth. So there is no need for me to stop working. Since delivery will take place in the cab.” (Contented humming follows.)
Tough dilemma!
Vexatious situation!
Good luck!
jacqueline:
“Rikki. I’ve decided i want a home birth. So there is no need for me to stop working. Since delivery will take place in the cab.” (Contented humming follows.)
Sorry but that would really come under the heading of cruel and unusual. You suggest a baby should suffer the indignity of being born in an IVECO!!!
Man you’re twisted.
I knew there was a reason I like ponies. You want a baby one you go to the stud and go “i’ll have that one”. paul says its much less stress We have to go to Chester to colect our new one next week and I think that is bad enough
Just make sure you don’t miss youre booking time, or who knows when you’ll get to tip the new one 
Wheel Nut:
At least you know whats wrong with you, I listened to that woman on the radio.Her daughter rang 999 to say her mummy had belly ache
Within 5 minutes she had delivered her own baby, seemed strange that it was her 4th child and she didnt even know she was pregnant
Ha Ha! I actually worked with a bloke who’s missus had exactly the same thing happen.
His missus was at home and told her daughter to call the doctor 'cos she had really bad stomach pains.The doc duly arrived and called an ambulance and told her she was about to give birth!
Give birth■■? I didn’t even know I was pregnant! she said.
Her husband Barry wasn’t too impressed either.“There’s me new car outa the window”! he said.