Can anyone help

eagerbeaver:
You lot are bored, aren’t you?

They sound like a set of lorry driving geeks who talk complete bollox .

Aye up Seth!

I cant really attack ’ The talking of ■■■■■■■■ ’ mate. Its like oxygen to me.

eagerbeaver:
Aye up Seth!

I cant really attack ’ The talking of ■■■■■■■■ ’ mate. Its like oxygen to me.

I love a bit of talking bollox mesen pal ,but this is crap bollox ,that unhappy sack as made up…any other time hes got the lip out because somebody mentions green…

If I get a scania will I meet guy martin? I hear he is from Devon.

happysack:
If I get a scania will I meet guy martin? I hear he is from Devon.

Lincolnshire lol :unamused: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Where’s that? I was in Kettering last week

Green army :grimacing:

happysack:
Where’s that? I was in Kettering last week

uP A BIT

Are you incapable of reading a map?

Trust a merchant banker to get on and try to ■■■■ it all up.

One question guys…my washing machine is where the passenger seat should be, but the outlet hose ejects water out of the hole where the clutch used to be, can i get prosecuted for discharging water onto a public highway, it seems to gush out when on spin though.
your help on keeping my clothes clean are greatly appreciated.

My boss told me that cruise control doesn’t mean I can jump in the bunk as it’s traveling to get a few hours kip.

Does this make me a steering wheel attendant? Also the few times I did have a kip when it was on cruise control I took out my tachograph, is this legal?

truckyboy:
One question guys…my washing machine is where the passenger seat should be, but the outlet hose ejects water out of the hole where the clutch used to be, can i get prosecuted for discharging water onto a public highway, it seems to gush out when on spin though.
your help on keeping my clothes clean are greatly appreciated.

Coaches exude “water” and so do mixers. If you drive something else, disguise the thing and you’ll be fine.