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Bingo, harry, you were quick off the mark.

hiya,
Norm, thats always been my trouble, even my old lady reckons i’m too quick.
thanks harry long retired.

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I’m rayt enjoying this banter but it’s bedtime for you Harry and you Norman,early start tomorrow,take which one you want.

And don’t be picking any women up. :smiley:

hiya,
Chris thanks for getting this lot back to some form of normality, can i have the AEC please, i am ready for bed but forget the early start the old girl will move when i’m ready and not before, might even phone a sickie your allowed to do that when when your old, bet i could still get her to where she was loaded for though in my own good time, also where’s Frenchy? not much imput from you my friend, c’mon wakey wakey let’s be having you.
thanks harry long retired.

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hiya,
Chris thanks for getting this lot back to some form of normality, can i have the AEC please, i am ready for bed but forget the early start the old girl will move when i’m ready and not before, might even phone a sickie your allowed to do that when when your old, bet i could still get her to where she was loaded for though in my own good time, also where’s Frenchy? not much imput from you my friend, c’mon wakey wakey let’s be having you.
thanks harry long retired.

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Frenchy’s in bed Harry,he’s taking t’Scammell as Norman has knocked.
I could get straight in that AEC MK3 and away,no problem,like riding a bike you never forget. :sunglasses:

hiya,
Norm would’nt take the scammel because it was’nt loaded for M/E, they say he’s having a bonfire in the back garden burning some of his money, seemingly it’s started to lift his bed off the floor.
thanks harry long retired.

Harry, I would not burn your money , let alone mine, and the reason I would not burn yours, is because you have only coins, this is so you get exercise, lifting the heavy bags, and the other reason is, it makes you feel good, counting out all them piles of coins. where with me with a astute mind, goe’s straight into the bank. Sandman Norman

hiya,
no Norm i’m destined to be poor, don’t care too much about wealth, money leaves me just as fast as i get hold of it, i’ll just give you a for instance, on saturday i hit ladbrokes for £576 quid, on sunday the tele blows up, on monday i had to add another £149 quid to my winnings to buy a new tele, ah well back to ladbrokes my financial advisor to see if i can win something for me holidays in a weeks time, and in the meantime Norm if you need assistance getting rid of your surplus money i’m your man could be described as an expert in that field, just fill a couple of black bags, i’ll collect and i’ll dispose of it for you in my own inimitable style.
thanks harry long retired,

So that is why Ladbrokes is moving its business, you keep taking them for money, and you are getting a bit toffee nosed, buying a TV that dear, last one I got was about £399, you should have gone to specsavers, whoops I ment Tesco’s. Sandman Norman

hiya,
Norm, you might well have money you’re nowt but a cheapskate, i think the last one i bought cost around the 400 hundred quid mark but my old lady wanted a 40" flat screen thing, i did offer to ressurect an old 12" black and white job from the garden shed but she wouldn’t have it, and it works perfectly too, women they’re not happy to see you with a few bob in your pocket, ah well mr ladbroke might be kind to me again next saturday and send me off on my holidays with bulgeing pockets, and pigs might fly.
thanks harry long retired.

Harry, was looking at thos inTesco , they were Just over £500 and something, hope you have a very big room, 32 is just right for our one. Sandman Norman

hiya,
sorry norm been stretching the elastic a bit it’s only 37", yeh quite a long room and it does’nt look out of place, it’s a plasma something or other and i have’nt a clue what that meansi have’nt mastered the video recorder and they’re obsolete, would’nt have a clue how to put the dvd on either i think i could have survived in the steam era,there’s a thought the old red and rust with steamers, i’d have liked that could have been cruel to the fireman and got away with it, one trip a week if you was lucky oh happy days.
thanks harry long retired.

Hi harry, do you want to buy a steam TV, going cheap, only one draw back, It shows, handypandy, muffin the mule, and the magic roundabout, but the big plus, you also get “Casey Jones”, the american railway adventure films, chuff, chuff, chuff, whoo-a hoo. Sandman Norman

hiya,
Norm sorry can’t get the coal in this part of the world now so would have the game on getting it to work, but if you have a gasovision about your person i might be interested but only if it’s north sea gas.
thanks harry long retired.

Harry, I think you are telling fibs, you only have to dig in your garden, and a few feet down, you will end up with a bucket full, if you do not desire my priceless object, say so, be a man, you will not upset me, and it no good having a gas one, it is too expensive. Sandman Norman

hiya,
Norm, me a fibber, never i’m like the politicians of the day and the old american president, I cannot tell a lie, yes there is plenty of coal still underground in this part of the world as there still is in your area, it’s a disgrace, with modern technology coal could have been an alternative to oil and the government of today know this but they are so stubborn and won’t change, they can’t stand the scientists being correct, load of bloody ostrich’s the lot of them.
thanks harry long retired.

Come on Harry, you are no George Washington, but I agreed with what you say, they would rather we pay through the nose, for gas from Russia, than us make it from coal, like we used to do. Sandman Norman

hiya,
did you know Norm it’s possible to burn coal with virtually zero pollution it has been achieved in Germany using technology invented by a british boffin.
thanks harry long retired.

Yes harry, but could you run a BRS truck on it, when I can, I will rattle this old brain, and rehash some of my days on the old red & rust, and my Carlsberg tales. SAndman Norman

hiya,
donkey’s years ago the BRS had some petrol motors carried over from nationalisation at this time there was a forecourt product called National Benzole a mainly bi-product of coal this was known as petrol by any other name, so i would say the answer to your question is yes.
thanks harry long retired.