Boris Johnson and his DCPC idea

10-08:

loopyjuice:
how can “blaming the blindspot” be an admission of guilt, by its very name it means an area that is NOT visible to the driver.

That ■■■■■■ me off too, it should be an admission of guilt for the cyclist not the driver

+1

During my test I had a narrow left turn and stopped in the hang-back position. Examiner asked “why have you stopped when the road is clear”. I replied “there’s a bike somewhere…” and just then he popped into view. Even DSA examiners don’t always see them! “Everything Possible” means just that - and the point is that “everything possible” doesn’t always mean you notice them moving from behind you (blind spot) to between range of left mirrors and proximity mirror (blind spot)

I’d sooner see a sign on the back left of every trailer “Cyclists pass this vehicle on the left at your OWN RISK”

Or actually a set of flame throwers linked to the left indicator would work wonders… :imp:

mick.mh2racing:
I’d do 7 hours of training towards my DCPC on cycling on the proviso that cyclists did the same amount of training to see an opposite point of view.

Living in ‘cycle-city’ also known as Cambridge, I’d fully support that one

I think what Barmy Boris is trying to say is that when wagons reach the boundary of the City of London you are to park up, where possible, grab your bike from the cycle depot, and make your deliveries by rickshaw. Jobs a gudun’. Crack on. :smiley:

with all the crap that goes with trying to get in to London, my theory is, if they want it that badly, then they can come and get it

you can keep the ■■■■■ hole, and i will keep the euro3 truck i currently drive, so i don’t have to go there :grimacing:

scotstrucker:
i quite like his ban trucks from london period idea

Please just do this and the problem is solved !!

Madguy :smiling_imp:

^^^^ I’d say there’s a need for less food tray type work (eg. bidvest, brakes, P&H) and MORE need for C+E stuff.

Banning artics from London outright will just effectively cut our pay down to C rate. Not good. :frowning:

There’s zillions of HIAB jobs around here as it is, but no one wants them because it’s a demotion from C+E and very few drivers seem to have “just the C” on their licenses. :confused:

As for the DCPC - How about making it a fully WRITTEN test?
That’ll create a few more jobs too, with the still-donna-speaka-de-inglish deciding to knock it on the head, and go home. :smiling_imp:

I’d learn to ride a bike if cyclists spent even half an hour in a wagon, once.

I think you’d have trouble getting the average cyclist into the passenger seat for any period of time whilst one of us is driving! :sunglasses:

I did my cycling proficiency test when I was in primary 5 so I must be over qualified

Goaty:
I did a proficiency test at primary school FFS. This prat has come a long way since being the clown on Have I got news for you.

Again, I can’t take this obvious “George Dubbya Bush” type figure head seriously.
He’s merely a dopey face to show the “Proles”. The puppet masters that run the show must be ■■■■■■■ themselves at getting away with it.

Bike test for a lorry driver. No.

IQ test in the ambulance for the [zb] cyclist, or as I like to think of them, person on a bike.

When did “Cyclists” become so [zb] elite?

They didn’t. It’s merely politic at present to hold them up as virtuous citizens not churning out Co2 (you know, the stuff plants need to breathe). Once the “Cyclists” have served their purpose then the powers that be will turn on them.
It’s called divide and rule.
No"person on a bike" needs to be injured if only they’d leave their brain in when mounting their fearsome green machines.

End of [zb] story IMO.

Goaty, all i will say is thank you. You have typed what i am thinking.

I watched a few you tube videos and there was one of a bus broken down on a road. One cyclist commented and wanted to report the gent in the video for wearing the wrong colour high vis on the street, even though he was helping traffic around the broken down bus. He was wearing a Orange jacket with high vis lines going across the chest. How ■■■■■■■ petty is that. :unamused:

For some reason all the cyclist’s have to do now days is clap there hands and that fat ugly weirdo comes calling

To all london HGV drivers. If you have cameras turn them on and start making videos like this for example.

The more videos drivers make the better the image it would give to people when driving a large vehicle in London. Because at the moment, all your seeing on Youtube is videos from cyclist’s, not from drivers.

I did cycling as part of my CPC.

Must admit though, i’m fed up as a driver keep being told to watch out for cyclists.

I wonder how many cyclist deaths were a hgv has been involved has been the fault of the hgv?
Very very few i’ll wager.

I read somewhere that 83% of rtc’s involving pedestrians, it was the pedistrians fault. Probably higher for cyclists.

Having just seen Boris Johnson on the AM show…The man is a gibbering fool, quite how he got to become mayor of London is beyond my comprehension.
I wouldn`t take anything he says as serious, he only appeals to Londoners as they are full of the same excrement.

Ian g, best get the bike out then, I’ve driven HGV since 1980 and biked all my life, still bike to work 16kms through Newcastle. Proof of you cycling is required or is that your usual trucker bull?
Winseer, that may be something to do with your standard of driving.
You can call boris and his like all you wish, the fact is they are in positions of power over us all. They are committee men that have never had a proper job in their lives yet are in a position to make us do things like DCPC. How? Because the majority have little interest in politics & cannot be bothered to vote. It’s often said a country gets the politicians it deserves. Unless we wake up to this we will keep having slack jawed gimps from public schools running the country. Boris could end up as leader of the Tories and then prime minister, how do you fancy that scenario?

Not so long a go he was on TV and he wanted to say something before he went off air “All HGV drivers must use there mirrors more” and went.

Deep down, what ever you do he will always have a problem with HGV’s in London. It won’t change until they get another nut job in charge

mickyblue:
To all london HGV drivers. If you have cameras turn them on and start making videos like this for example.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wZtn5u0R9M

The more videos drivers make the better the image it would give to people when driving a large vehicle in London. Because at the moment, all your seeing on Youtube is videos from cyclist’s, not from drivers.

Clearly marked cycle lane and they still want to drive in the middle of the road in front of a commercial vehicle. And they wonder why they get knocked off :confused:

has anyone ever offered to take boris out in a lorry around london ■■?

Slackbladder:
Boris could end up as leader of the Tories and then prime minister, how do you fancy that scenario?

Yes please. I don’t think he is nearly as buffoonish as he makes out. I like him a lot more than that misery that was mayor before him.
Boris is instantly recognizeable due to his clown characterism and is self evidently popular with the voters.

Of the current crop of alternatives for PM, who would you prefer? Cam, Clegg, Milliwotsit, Farage or A N Other?

or UKIP

Terry T:

mickyblue:
To all london HGV drivers. If you have cameras turn them on and start making videos like this for example.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wZtn5u0R9M

The more videos drivers make the better the image it would give to people when driving a large vehicle in London. Because at the moment, all your seeing on Youtube is videos from cyclist’s, not from drivers.

Clearly marked cycle lane and they still want to drive in the middle of the road in front of a commercial vehicle. And they wonder why they get knocked off :confused:

I think that’s their idea.It’s all about a type of commie protest bs that goes along the lines of they can’t afford to buy a car so make everyone else’s life a misery who can in an attempt to bring everyone down to their level and trucks and buses just happen to be getting caught up in the whole scenario.Meanwhile Boris and his leaders are happy to go along with it because by lowering expectations amongst the masses the tory ■■■■■■ can bring down wage levels.It’s all a symptom of the fact that the country is being turned into a third world banana republic with a transport system to match. :unamused: :imp:

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