tango boy:
Had a good day on Clunge watch today!!!
Yeah that’ll be why you didn’t spot me on the M40 today! Instead of flashing me lights next time I’ll put on a slinky short number to get your attention! 
the maoster:
tango boy:
Had a good day on Clunge watch today!!!Yeah that’ll be why you didn’t spot me on the M40 today! Instead of flashing me lights next time I’ll put on a slinky short number to get your attention!
Lol sorry was you north or south bound■■? ive been both today 
No worries TB I was south, you were going north, didn’t spot you at first as you were running alone which kinda threw me! 
. Mind you when I saw you Monday M69 north (or east for the pedants) there was two of you.
the maoster:
No worries TB I was south, you were going north, didn’t spot you at first as you were running alone which kinda threw me!
Wasn’t on the M69 mon mate so wasn’t me lol
Been on my own all week!!
Ah, I’ll let you off then . I glanced across on Monday and saw two of yours opposite and assumed one was you. I wasn’t making myself a coffee at the time, so I’m not sure what distracted me.
Saw a real white trash bird in Peterborough services today. Looked like a skinny version of Vicky Pollard.
the maoster:
Ah, I’ll let you off then
It would of been a Merc and Volvo together
the maoster:
No worries TB I was south, you were going north, didn’t spot you at first as you were running alone which kinda threw me!
Has he a twin, a Clone or were you still a bit hung over from Sunday exccess
eddie snax:
or were you still a bit hung over from Sunday exccess
I can neither confirm nor deny your wicked insinuations Eddie.
the maoster:
eddie snax:
or were you still a bit hung over from Sunday exccessI can neither confirm nor deny your wicked insinuations Eddie.
Plausible deniability, well done 
the maoster:
Ah, I’ll let you off then
If you 2 will stop blowing kisses to each other we can get back on topic
Excuse me, I’ve at last found that special someone and in you wade and besmirch something pure, beautiful and touching. You’re only jealous.
I am not boring!
You don’t look it either.
the maoster:
You don’t look it either.
Thank you
All of this was a fringe benefit I didn’t contemplate when I first stepped into a truck, but I’m definitely not complaining!
Well not until I rear end something! (Sadly I doubt it will be her… 
)
Anyway, when are we getting self drive trucks? 
Although this thread needs moving to the main forum as its more prodriver relevant, as a worshipper of the female form in all its shapes and sizes even when all the right curves are in all the wrong places there are certain vehicles that attract more of a letch than others.
I find fiat 500’s are a safe bet to pretend to check ones mirrors, minis also as well as soft tops and anything pink (not the pink tippers though).
As far as ladies being boring, I think not, when the sun comes out so do the thighs, although at my age a shapely ankle or nice smile gets me all a quiver.
I prefer more left to the imagination these days (I have quite some imagination) but last year when confronted with an eyeful of sideboob it reminded me of why I love this job.
Dipper_Dave:
Although this thread needs moving to the main forum as its more prodriver relevant, as a worshipper of the female form in all its shapes and sizes even when all the right curves are in all the wrong places there are certain vehicles that attract more of a letch than others.I find fiat 500’s are a safe bet to pretend to check ones mirrors, minis also as well as soft tops and anything pink (not the pink tippers though).
As far as ladies being boring, I think not, when the sun comes out so do the thighs, although at my age a shapely ankle or nice smile gets me all a quiver.
I prefer more left to the imagination these days (I have quite some imagination) but last year when confronted with an eyeful of sideboob it reminded me of why I love this job.
The side ■■■■ wasn’t yours was it and you was looking at yourself in the mirror? 
I’ll have you know my moobs are easily recognisable but you could be on to something as there’s a particular opening I have that if viewed from a funny angle looks like somebody else’s.