i woke to find a car less that a foot behind me then some ■■■■ in a van parked right infront after id said i was going in a min… soon as i managed to get out and he was gone so was my bottle of pee all over his van 
toby1234abc:
Park in a lay by and block off the tea van pitch, they think they own the lay by, and say how long are you going to be?
“About 9 hours mate, wake me up with a cuppa will ya?”
Funnily enough, they never see the funny side… 
i got air horns ,and i will use em!!! if u cones out they just move them ar*******
I got blocked in at Newark cattle market at the start of this year. After 10minutes of door knocking the offender woke up and couldn’t seem to understand why I was annoyed at being blocked in on a Friday morning when I still had Manchester, Blackburn and Clitheroe to do.
I can’t understand how he thought it was ok to block someone else in and how the attendant allowed him to do it. One I crossed off the list when I disovered the little petrol station just past the Marston gap offers free parking.
toby1234abc:
Park in a lay by and block off the tea van pitch, they think they own the lay by, and say how long are you going to be?
They do have to pay heavy rent to be there.
At least, the legal ones do…