the maoster:
Well, what happened was (in my best Jethro voice) I trimmed the beginning but forgot about the end. You Philistines don’t deserve my unique cinematic skills.
Are you sure trimming the end was the ONLY cinematic skill you forgot? 
But OK, I’ll give you what you want and comment on the Darwin award nominations you have put forward: What a bunch of bell ends!!!
Happy now? 
Absolute wuckfits
Evil8Beezle:
Happy now?
At last! You can come to my party, but the other boys can’t.
the maoster:
Right, I’m back. I’ve decided to forgive you heathens and give you a second chance!besides, big dramatic flounces seem to be de riguer at the moment.
Ok I’ll grant that in cinematic terms it may not rank up there alongside classics such as Debbie Does Dallas, but my point was what kind of deluded wuckfit thinks that it’s acceptable to park on a live lane on a blind bend on a D/C just to pick brambles? Plus there was at least 20 children in each car.
Probably.
Was that bit somewhere in the film?! Must have been just when I went out to get a tea. Thought the film lacked, er “plot”
JFC999:
Sturmey Archer eh ?
Showing your age there maoster ,
best 3 speed box ever made.
Jim
Still around, in type if not name.
I’ve got a 6/7 year old Batavus push bike, proper Dutch jobbie but with normal caliper brakes, not sure if i could cope with back pedalling to brake the back wheel, probably end up in A&E.
Anyoldway, that’s got a 3 speed gear set that works exactly the same as a Sturmey Archer, lovely comfy old school bike with a proper soft saddle that doesn’t wedge itself up yer arse the way the lycra crew seem to enjoy… 
In maosters defence,if there had been anything in lane 2 when he came round that corner there’s a very real possibility someone was getting a trip to hospital
JFC999:
Sturmey Archer eh ?
Showing your age there maoster ,
best 3 speed box ever made.
Jim
Pedal back to drop a cog.
Happy days . . is there an auto equivalent ?
Good job I wasn’t driving, I never even saw them tossers til someone pointed them out. 
They’re probably bike riders out for a picnic.
the maoster:
Right, I’m back. I’ve decided to forgive you heathens and give you a second chance!Ok I’ll grant that in cinematic terms it may not rank up there alongside classics such as Debbie Does Dallas, but my point was what kind of deluded wuckfit thinks that it’s acceptable to park on a live lane on a blind bend on a D/C just to pick brambles? Plus there was at least 20 children in each car.
Probably.
Make yer mind up what are they picking berry’s or brambles
