5
I drove back towards Haswah in a semi trance, wondering what had happened to Rob. As I passed the spot where his truck had been abandoned, I noticed that it had gone, that took a weight off my mind! I thought that at least, he must have been allowed to go free, and that I would soon see him at the ‘camp’.
Rob was a country lad, he was brought up in a rural part of Cheshire, where people tended to be of a much more pleasant demeanour. He always seemed to have a ready smile on his face and saw humour in most things, a brilliant self taught mechanic and a perfect running mate!
I arrived back at our encampment, and to my great relief, noticed Rob’s truck parked there. I pulled up along side his truck, I could see some of the lads were out of their lorries and having a beer and were chatting to each other in the middle of the ‘camp’, there was no sign of Rob, Now that’s not like him, I thought, he’s usually the first to strike up a conversation, being the cheery chap that he was.
I climbed out of my truck, jumped onto Robs passenger step and looked into his cab, he was in there all right, but this was not the Rob I knew. He just sat in his driving seat, ashen faced, didn’t say a word, the seemingly ever present smile was missing. I climbed into his cab and we both we sat there in silence for a good 15 minutes, I grabbed his tea mug, jumped out and went over to where the other lads were having a brew and filled his mug with tea and put 3 teaspoons of sugar into it. “How long has Rob been here?” I asked, “About half an hour before you got back” one of the lads replied, “he just pulled up, drew one side of his curtain, and has been in there ever since, just thought he may be a bit off colour and just wanted to have a kip!”
I took the mug of tea back to Robs motor, climbed in on the passenger side and said “Get this tea down you, I’ve put some extra sugar in it for you!” He had a few sips and gradually, the colour seemed to return to his face, soon he turned to me and said " Pete, I thought that I was never going to see my wife and kids again!".
I told him that I had found his truck on the side of the road, and that his sunglases were on the ground, crushed, and that I had been to the most unimaginably horrendous place, which was like something from the dark ages, which they called the local nick, looking for him. " I was there!" he said, " I’d clipped a car on the highway, only a slight clip, with my bumper, in slow moving traffic, you know what they drive like round here, if you slow down they try and pass you on both sides!" he continued, “Anyway, I pulled over off the road to sort it out with the driver of the car I’d hit, as I got out of the cab, a police car pulled up, two coppers jumped put and bundled me into their car and next thing I knew, I was in this stinking prison cell with about 20 people, men and women, it stunk!”
“It seemed like I was in there for hours, horrible thoughts running through my head, no one will know where I am, no one will ever find me, I’ll never see my family again!” he continued telling me, “It turned out, that the car I’d hit, was being driven by an Iraqi fighter pilot, after they had whisked me away, he tried to find where they had taken me and it took him 2 hours to find me, he got me out of that cell, he said ‘we do not treat visitors to our country like this’, he took me to Thomas Cooks in Baghdad to contact our Green card insurance, then he even dropped me back at my wagon, if he hadn’t found me I think I would still be in there!”
After another brew and a couple more ■■■■, Rob was beginning to relax a bit, soon we joined the rest of the lads, who by this time had got the fire going, and like the previous night, a friendly and convivial atmosphere was present in the camp, but it was somewhat lost on Rob.