shytalk:
She must have a ■■■■■ like a horse’s coller…
Pmsl 
albion1938:
Darb:
I heard of “extras” beIng offered at a cafe up north, so when I was up there I called in, there was a young gal serving and it wasnt very busy so I asked her " excuse me dear are you the young lady that for a few quid tip will give drivers a ■■■■■■■■?" she had a quick look around then quietly answered “yes I am” and gave a little wink. I then said “well wash you dirty [zb]ing hands and make me a sandwich”I’ll get me coat
Would that be a tripe sandwich?
Bernard
No, cheese… 