Once knew a married burger boss that would not take out the baby seat in his wifes car,as he said he could pull birds with it,like some trust issue,that he must be ok if he is a Dad.
I thought the police were saying that in the 21st century, the next ■■■■■ is more likely to be a “dad” than a “trainspotter” as of former tradition?
There’s been a few convictions already these past few years on women as well, has there not?
“Myra and Brady on board” anybody? 
Winseer:
There are female 4x4 drivers in these parts who boast of their “fanny being a one way street” - and yet still have “Baby on Board” stickers on their car, complete with a rather knackered looking child seat strapped in the back.The motive becomes clear when they then park in all the “Mother and baby” bays in the shopping centre, despite everyone knowing they have not even had a sniff at pregnancy, let alone motherhood!
…These career girls - can’t trust 'em as far as you can impregnate them!
My ex was a wild Kentish bird, and I can vouch for that! 
Generally driven badly by a woman rabbiting on her mobile.
toby1234abc:
Powered by pink fairy dust stickers.
people with that sticker want shooting at point blank range
toby1234abc:
So what,you are fertile,do i need to know that,what is the point?
It’s because they are now proud parents and want the world to know. These are not as stupid as ‘CAUTION SHOW DOGS’ … who really gives a toss about your damm dogs FFS ?
Think I’ll get one that says ‘Scruffy mongrel on board’ not that I own a mongrel, my dog is a beautifull black lab.
‘CAUTION SHOW DOGS’ …
Same goes for Horse wagons, why are they so special?
Horse boxes have “horses” on them to warn you the driver is a numpty.
Hold on,you not noticed how fit the girls are that drive them,tight jodphurs,quite appealing for a bit of fun in the back with the old nag.
toby1234abc:
Hold on,you not noticed how fit the girls are that drive them,tight jodphurs,quite appealing for a bit of fun in the back with the old nag.
Phwoooaaar, jodphurs! 
Dont forget,they will have a whip too.
Gibber, wibble, drooool.
Getting laid on the hay.
Happy memories…
Happydaze:
Gibber, wibble, drooool.
You mean you understand Immigrants’ posts?
russell2587:
If you have an accident they know to search for a baby
This is a load of twaddle
Do you really think a baby on board sign would survive a total wreck
It’s there because as I said earlier the parents are proud of their achievment and want you to back off to a safe distance.
Think! Bike 
Pat Hasler:
russell2587:
If you have an accident they know to search for a babyThis is a load of twaddle
Do you really think a baby on board sign would survive a total wreck
It’s there because as I said earlier the parents are proud of their achievment and want you to back off to a safe distance.
The wife bought one of these bloody things. I took it out everytime I drove the car. It’s just an excuse for turning around to look at the sprog when you should be driving.
NathanB:
Pat Hasler:
russell2587:
If you have an accident they know to search for a babyThis is a load of twaddle
Do you really think a baby on board sign would survive a total wreck
It’s there because as I said earlier the parents are proud of their achievment and want you to back off to a safe distance.The wife bought one of these bloody things. I took it out everytime I drove the car. It’s just an excuse for turning around to look at the sprog when you should be driving.
It is to have right to park in supermarket family designated space
NathanB:
I thought it was an excuse for bad driving…
+1 theyre (zb) signs for (zb) drivers 