Ask me a question about dehumidifiers

eagerbeaver:

Heisenberrg:

eagerbeaver:

Heisenberrg:
Moderator…this isn’t the first time UK Trump has started a thread about something that has nothing to do with trucks, trucking or truckers.
There’s an appropriate board for non trucking stuff…can I suggest that his posts about fridges or whatever are moved there ?

If you are going to be a grass, at least have the decency to identify the correct individual…

James the cat…UKTrump…potato/ tomato…tomato / potato…use the right board whatever your name is.

I am all of them. Have you not figured it out yet?

No I haven’t figured it out and don’t intend to do so.
Just use the correct board.

the nodding donkey:
I don’t believe you. Can we see some qualifications? Some relevant I. D.cards?

Ya brah. I’ll show my specialist credentials if you can trade me the paint colour of the billiard room at Culina ambient HQ. Didn’t think so. This is the sharp end of the spear. No place for amateurs.

James the cat:

the nodding donkey:
I don’t believe you. Can we see some qualifications? Some relevant I. D.cards?

Ya brah. I’ll show my specialist credentials if you can trade me the paint colour of the billiard room at Culina ambient HQ. Didn’t think so. This is the sharp end of the spear. No place for amateurs.

You can’t make an omelette without putting the eggs in one basket. The Nodding Donkey smells a fraudulenter. If only we had an expert on matters experty.

the nodding donkey:

James the cat:

the nodding donkey:
I don’t believe you. Can we see some qualifications? Some relevant I. D.cards?

Ya brah. I’ll show my specialist credentials if you can trade me the paint colour of the billiard room at Culina ambient HQ. Didn’t think so. This is the sharp end of the spear. No place for amateurs.

You can’t make an omelette without putting the eggs in one basket. The Nodding Donkey smells a fraudulenter. If only we had an expert on matters experty.

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James the cat:
Trucknet doesn’t have much information on dehumidifiers. So I want to knock that nail straight. Ask me a question on dehumidifiers. Go on, I’ll know it. I’m a professor of scientifical studies of extraterrestrial dehumidity with a Doctorate in NVQ knowledge of humidical applications. I’m a professional operator in tactictical dehumidifier operations using RAC an AA spec tactical dehumidifiers. You can’t teach these skills. What I don’t know wouldn’t fit on a stamp. Ask me a question class.

James, if you had an industrial size de-humidifier, and left it on overnight in the truck parking area of an MSA during the summer, what proportion of residue would be truckers ■■■■?

the nodding donkey:

James the cat:

the nodding donkey:
I don’t believe you. Can we see some qualifications? Some relevant I. D.cards?

Ya brah. I’ll show my specialist credentials if you can trade me the paint colour of the billiard room at Culina ambient HQ. Didn’t think so. This is the sharp end of the spear. No place for amateurs.

You can’t make an omelette without putting the eggs in one basket. The Nodding Donkey smells a fraudulenter. If only we had an expert on matters experty.

I operate behind the lines that are behind the lines. Undercover tactical transport ops. Using a cover of regular driver I penetrated Dantressangle HQ. Within a week I had installed dehumidifiers in all their warehousing and trailers. Fools. Dehumidified that whole place. Extraction took weeks. Ended up riding through the gatehouse snuck in a fridge on top of a pallet of chickens. Survived for 4 weeks on frozen giblets. You can read about it in my book. By the way, I’m also my own humidity range safety officer at Stobarts Chilled.

Expert? Huh. Figure you’re talking about that UK tramp that wrote “he who fridges wins”. He’s walting.

Janos:

James the cat:
Trucknet doesn’t have much information on dehumidifiers. So I want to knock that nail straight. Ask me a question on dehumidifiers. Go on, I’ll know it. I’m a professor of scientifical studies of extraterrestrial dehumidity with a Doctorate in NVQ knowledge of humidical applications. I’m a professional operator in tactictical dehumidifier operations using RAC an AA spec tactical dehumidifiers. You can’t teach these skills. What I don’t know wouldn’t fit on a stamp. Ask me a question class.

James, if you had an industrial size de-humidifier, and left it on overnight in the truck parking area of an MSA during the summer, what proportion of residue would be truckers ■■■■?

46.5 depending if using desiccant. But always wear your operator gloves. Safety first.

James the cat:

the nodding donkey:

James the cat:

the nodding donkey:
I don’t believe you. Can we see some qualifications? Some relevant I. D.cards?

Ya brah. I’ll show my specialist credentials if you can trade me the paint colour of the billiard room at Culina ambient HQ. Didn’t think so. This is the sharp end of the spear. No place for amateurs.

You can’t make an omelette without putting the eggs in one basket. The Nodding Donkey smells a fraudulenter. If only we had an expert on matters experty.

I operate behind the lines that are behind the lines. Undercover tactical transport ops. Using a cover of regular driver I penetrated Dantressangle HQ. Within a week I had installed dehumidifiers in all their warehousing and trailers. Fools. Dehumidified that whole place. Extraction took weeks. Ended up riding through the gatehouse snuck in a fridge on top of a pallet of chickens. Survived for 4 weeks on frozen giblets. You can read about it in my book. By the way, I’m also my own humidity range safety officer at Stobarts Chilled.

Expert? Huh. Figure you’re talking about that UK tramp that wrote “he who fridges wins”. He’s walting.

The Nodding Donkey knows you!! We met last week in Sainsbury’s RDC. You are to modest. Please regale us with your story how you missed being on that balcony, because you just missed that ferry.

James won’t answer to pathetic bait like that fella.

He is one of TNUK’s sharpest. A man that thinks a scalpel is blunt. You need to reach deep into your mind to understand this man…

the nodding donkey:
The Nodding Donkey knows you!! We met last week in Sainsbury’s RDC. You are to modest. Please regale us with your story how you missed being on that balcony, because you just missed that ferry.

I don’t talk much about that balcony. Let’s just say the owner wanted the exterior mount dehumidifier with the waste line using 41cm diameter pipe. We came to blows through the window whilst hanging on that wire. I had no choice to bug out as I dropped my spanner kit onto the pavement. A dehumidifier specialist without his weapon is like a conker on a string.

eagerbeaver:
James won’t answer to pathetic bait like that fella.

He is one of TNUK’s sharpest. A man that thinks a scalpel is blunt. You need to reach deep into your mind to understand this man…

Respect operator.

James the cat:
Trucknet doesn’t have much information on dehumidifiers. So I want to knock that nail straight. Ask me a question on dehumidifiers. Go on, I’ll know it. I’m a professor of scientifical studies of extraterrestrial dehumidity with a Doctorate in NVQ knowledge of humidical applications. I’m a professional operator in tactictical dehumidifier operations using RAC an AA spec tactical dehumidifiers. You can’t teach these skills. What I don’t know wouldn’t fit on a stamp. Ask me a question class.

Pure class. A very worthy candidate for “Post of the Year”. :stuck_out_tongue:

James the cats knowledge of dehumidifiers is far more superior and knowledgeable than our very own Mr Frosty Tramp man, that James has met and dined with the Sultan of Brunei.
Played golf with George Bush senior and junior.
Stayed overnight at the White House with the Obama’s for the dehumidifier conference held in Columbus Ohio.
James had use of Obama’s chopper and Air force One Boeing 747,and allowed to sleep in the Presidents bed while Obama slummed it in economy.
If it wasn’t for James, Saddam Hussein would still be alive and in power in Iraq.
Any stealing of information on dehumidifier application is on a need to know basis, for your eyes only top secret.
M15 and M16 store the fitting revision paperwork in their vaults.
Not even UK Tramp has clearance for that.