Anyone work @DHL London Gateway?

Benjie83:

dbk23:

Benjie83:

Beau Nydel:
First the green death now the yellow plague.

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Beggers an choosers hey bloke, as a new pass I’d be greatful for anything anyone be kind enough to give, even at half the wage advertised [emoji106]

Stobbies are recruiting at my old haunt actually , and I’d go back tomorrow if they’d have me, my personals are all sorted, heads in gear and me balls are back to full inflation, even melted me snowflake too [emoji16]

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What happened at Stobarts then, did you get ya skirt lifted up?. Plenty of work around Norfolk way if ya still planning on heading out that way, although like also said earlier, I’m not convinced you’ve ever driven a truck.

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If you lend me your’s treacle I’ll let you lift away all daaaay long.

Wash it first though as I’d not want your’s an BT3s evening crustaceans chaffing my bikini line, I’d hate to have to shorten our enjoyment time is all, unless moisturising as foreplay floats your boat, which I’m betting it does… [emoji8]

Now, as for proving wether I’m legit or not…[emoji38]

If you promise you’ll frapp safely…
I’ll let you enjoy the few morsels I have from my short time within the Green Armada, and no I don’t mind if you wanna use em as screen savers, or for your interpersonal time with bt3 either as I’m sure he could do with some new material as reading don’t seem to be a strong point for him, I’m guessing his toe fingers cloud his vision…[emoji6][emoji8]

Oooh before I go, you care to share who you work for babes as I’d be only too happy to pop in an do an assessment drive for a NORFOLK based firm if you know of any recruitment opportunities for new pass…?

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Haha, no lad your far to theatrical for me, you come across as one of those rainbow guys & slightly flakey.

Though back to my question what went on with the bogey brigade if there hiring but didn’t give you a seat?

dbk23:

Benjie83:

dbk23:

Benjie83:

Beau Nydel:
First the green death now the yellow plague.

[emoji38]

Beggers an choosers hey bloke, as a new pass I’d be greatful for anything anyone be kind enough to give, even at half the wage advertised [emoji106]

Stobbies are recruiting at my old haunt actually , and I’d go back tomorrow if they’d have me, my personals are all sorted, heads in gear and me balls are back to full inflation, even melted me snowflake too [emoji16]

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What happened at Stobarts then, did you get ya skirt lifted up?. Plenty of work around Norfolk way if ya still planning on heading out that way, although like also said earlier, I’m not convinced you’ve ever driven a truck.

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If you lend me your’s treacle I’ll let you lift away all daaaay long.

Wash it first though as I’d not want your’s an BT3s evening crustaceans chaffing my bikini line, I’d hate to have to shorten our enjoyment time is all, unless moisturising as foreplay floats your boat, which I’m betting it does… [emoji8]

Now, as for proving wether I’m legit or not…[emoji38]

If you promise you’ll frapp safely…
I’ll let you enjoy the few morsels I have from my short time within the Green Armada, and no I don’t mind if you wanna use em as screen savers, or for your interpersonal time with bt3 either as I’m sure he could do with some new material as reading don’t seem to be a strong point for him, I’m guessing his toe fingers cloud his vision…[emoji6][emoji8]

Oooh before I go, you care to share who you work for babes as I’d be only too happy to pop in an do an assessment drive for a NORFOLK based firm if you know of any recruitment opportunities for new pass…?

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Haha, no lad your far to theatrical for me, you come across as one of those rainbow guys & slightly flakey.

Though back to my question what went on with the bogey brigade if there hiring but didn’t give you a seat?

…and I’d sense your not coming across as at all salty…
It must be hard being one of those types who, when flummoxed as to how they’ve failed so miserably to cast the first stone, have only one resort to head for, the good old costadeltriggered…[emoji38]

Now in response to your question about a question I’d not facilitated you needing to ask, I’ll say this…

Trollings really not your forte fella’s, may I suggest lorry driving instead?
Well not for bt3 as he failed his stobart drive so it’ll be the paper round as usual [emoji24][emoji38]

Now boys if you don’t mind ima leave you to enjoy the silence, together, as I know you both love it that way [emoji6][emoji182]

Tooodlie pips [emoji8][emoji8][emoji8][emoji8][emoji8][emoji8]

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He’ll no lad I’m not a troll, I just merely pop in from time to time for entertainment & learning purpose’s.
I guess that’s the trouble when you turn your own personal journeys into a big fan gate , others will take a interest, sorry apologies!

Stobarts near here have just taken on two of the worse drivers Iv ever worked with, one whose last employer dismissed him after numerous damage incidents- couldn’t even get a reference from said employer!

dbk23:
He’ll no lad I’m not a troll, I just merely pop in from time to time for entertainment & learning purpose’s.
I guess that’s the trouble when you turn your own personal journeys into a big fan gate , others will take a interest, sorry apologies!

Stobarts near here have just taken on two of the worse drivers Iv ever worked with, one whose last employer dismissed him after numerous damage incidents- couldn’t even get a reference from said employer!

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Miss…[emoji24][emoji24]

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Coooome on, way too obvious chappie.

If your gonna be subtle, aim for the plain sight approach,
although I’d probably give in wearing BT3s knickers under your dress, as I can spot a TVPL a mile off, as you well know [emoji8]

Now in all seriousness…

You work for Stobarts don’t you, or you have…

Coooome on don’t be shy dk, your one up on bt3 mate, he’s only got a poster for comforting himself frantically.

But I sense it…

YOU made it to the dream league too didn’t you, your reference to a local stobart depot is way too plain sight to be false, but there’s no Stobarts near Norfolk/suffolk and I know so as I have their fuel map…

My spidey senses feel the trolling is strong in you,
but I hope not as I don’t wanna post the fuel map up as bt3 will ■■■ shot his head off, so I’ll digress… [emoji38][emoji38]

Now I’ve gotta ask, howd you find the nylon on the nips?
I used a touch of vaseline… (don’t worry I’ve spare… ) an simply sent it.

Was hard at first explaining the grease marks to the Mrs, you know male lactations not exactly a topic over tea for us stobbys …(unless your teas in a layby like BT3s an lactations come out of all your orifices regardless)…
but over time I became comfortable with the situation, I had too as ultimately, as you’ll know, when you reach the dizzy heights of the haulage league of legends you can’t risk quitting over an issue as trivial as lactations can you?

Which depot dk?
What you haul, tampax, salt?
Whats ya whip, have you got a ■■■■■? [emoji8]
Do you get too see bt3 much? kecks round his ankles, heals over his shoulders, camera an merch splayed, poised at rugby truck stop hating the players over the game… [emoji38]

Come on dk, don’t leave me hanging like a crusty condom tossed from BT3s glove box, tell me your depot [emoji20]

I feel we can parlay here, this is our chance to put your ■■■■ hurting behind us, I’m sorry I shot you down so badly ok but we CAN do this, we’re Stobarts babe, we owe it to eddie, the fans, bt3, to put aside our differences…

Look, I’ll even go so far as to apologise first, EEEEVEN though you cast the first stone…

I’m sorry ok.

I’m sorry I can’t reach around you as far as BT3s prepared to stretch, and I’m sorry i don’t ■■■■ you too your desired standards, I guess with you being one of the formula one drivers…(trigger here…)… you have a far higher standard than the mere general lads, but never fear I’m sure one day you’ll find the right guy for the job…
maybe we can double man, do a euro on the F1s together? [emoji16][emoji8][emoji38]

Can we not finally just be pals dk?

I don’t wanna keep fighting, we’ll both tucker out then bt3 will av too wear the dress, alone…, and I can’t cope with the thought of him being all alone, just him an his cold frey bentos, sat at rugby looking at your empty ■■■■■ [emoji24][emoji38]

When will this end dk?

WE MUST THINK OF THE CHILDREN HERE, the next gen of Little stobbies are relying on us to do this, don’t take my bait ok, please man leave your saltys in(bt3) the past man, please don’t be triggered ok… [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38]

I’ve Sooo much love to give you, really i have, but times passing an every minute here is one less I have at obtaining the illusive Stobarts dream again… [emoji20] [emoji16][emoji16]

Let me go dk, just let me go ok…[emoji24][emoji24][emoji8][emoji8]

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Haha, very theatrical, well done lad.

And I was labelled the troll!!! Jheez…

Iv too much self respect to drive for those muppets, but to show no hard feelings I will point you in the direction of Felixstowe I hear there desperate for drivers! Or if your feeling lucky tanks for ws outa clopton, both of which are Suffolk my old fruit! X

dbk23:
Haha, very theatrical, well done lad.

And I was labelled the troll!!! Jheez…(your not out the woods yet… [emoji38])

Iv too much self respect to drive for those muppets, but to show no hard feelings I will point you in the direction of Felixstowe I hear there desperate for drivers! Or if your feeling lucky tanks for ws outa clopton, both of which are Suffolk my old fruit! X

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See I knew you’d warm to me, it’s been a rocky path but I’m glad we’ve reached the promised land of Parlay [emoji16]

Now to finish off bt3… [emoji38]

Now, unless my spotter status has slipped I’m not aware they’ve a yard down there, I know they used to pull the odd box off there but no fixed abode seemed the order?

As for WS…
I think I’m probably a touch too fresh and gentle for them, bit too rufty tufty for me going by the one who YouTubes for em, an woebetide your a new pass, that’s worse than driving for fathers armada was the impression I got from their lack of interest when prospectors came calling.

SINCERELY though, I appreciate the bones fella [emoji41] [emoji109]

I’ve a couple of irons in the fire thanks to some top blokes I’ve met during my few hours on the road, literally just had a call off culinas too so I’m sure I’ll find a place to hang my dream coat soon enough, especially as there’s a 56k shortage of drivers according to trucking news… [emoji1787]

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