Hi Brian, you mentioned nightmares in Yugoslavia, well it wasn’t only the Turkish Guest Arbiters (workers) returning home to Turkey after their work permits had expired. I am sure that all the old Middle East lads will remember ‘The Zoll Platers’ or ‘The Zoomies’ with their egg-shaped West German export numbers plates with most of them heading down towards Baghdad.
I remember asking a West German couple who had just bought a brand-new Volkswagen Combi van on my first visit to Germany in the sixties, why they had such an unusual shaped number plate and they told me that it was known in Germany as a ‘Columbus Egg’. The reason being that all vehicles that were made in West Germany could be driven for a certain amount of time on West German roads before they were exported without paying the purchase tax. I suppose that it was like buying the vehicle Duty Free.
I must admit that I only heard the term ‘Columbus Egg’ on a couple of occasions over the years so I did wonder if anybody else had ever heard of this expression. I can understand how this rule applied to new vehicles but why did all those convoys of between ten to twenty second hand vehicles that we used to see, display the egg-shaped number plate.
Anyway, getting back to the ‘Zoll Platers’ I believe that they were mainly Austrian drivers who were paid one way trip money down to the Middle East and then were flown back to Austria. I know this because I remember meeting one of them.
On my second trip for Dow’s in 1980 I had to load I.I.R.C. six or eight huge dumper truck tyres from the Goodyear factory in Wolverhampton onto a forty-foot tandem axle step frame trailer and deliver them to Innsbruck. The trailer had originally been one of those Super Jumbo tilts with the small wheels but after doing a few trips around the Commie Block the super structure was always needing to be re-strengthened. So, in the end it was decided to strip the trailer down and use it as a flat which was handy for this load as the tyres hung over the edge by a couple of inches on each side. After I had loaded, I was told to run down to Stratford L.I.F.T. which was The London International Freight Terminal. I seem to remember that it might have also been the container terminal but it is now the area where the 2012 Olympic stadium is.
I was asked to drop some paper work off for one of the agents at L.I.F.T. and I was also told that they would make out my T Forms for the load. As it was late evening by the time that I arrived I decided to park up for the night and to have an early night. I was woken up just after midnight by somebody parking up next to me.
When I pulled the curtains back the next morning, I noticed a Steyr truck parked next to me from the Austrian Company Frikus of Graz. While I was making my breakfast the Frikus driver opened his curtains and in really good English said “Good morning, you wouldn’t have a spare cup of tea for me would you as my camping stove has no more gas”. I offered him a cup and we started chatting like you do.
His unusual story was that he was studying to be a vet, his name was Andrias and that he lived in Graz in Austria. He had just finished his third year at university and was driving trucks to make some money to pay towards his fees.
As I had never been in the cab of a Steyr before I asked him if I could have a look in his cab which he didn’t mind. I was surprised just how roomy those cabs were and the collection of books that he was reading confirmed the story of his about studying to be a vet. It turned out that one of his student friends was the son of one of the owners of the company who had sponsored Andrias and his friend to get their driving licences. One of the books that Andrias had was an Austria Road Atlas and he was able to point out to me the industrial park in Innsbruck where I had to deliver the Goodyear tyres.
We both left the L.I.F.T. at the same time and made our way down to Dover Eastern Docks as we were both shipping out on one of the Townson Thorensen boats. Andrias explained to me about the booking in procedure and explained a few things about continental driving, which I really appreciated.
We drove as far as The Wally Stop near Aachen that night which I thought was far enough for that day but Andrias wanted to carry on to Frankfurt which would have been well over our hours so we decided to split up. He seemed a clever fellow and whenever I saw a Frikus of Graz motor I always thought of Andrias.
As you well know Brian, driving through Yugoslavia especially in the winter or in the fog could be really scary at times. And those, what were about twenty-foot blocks of concrete in places that they called the Autoput, well I can still hear that, ka dunk, ka dunk, ka dunk, ka dunk rhythm as you went over the cracks where they should have all been joined together.
What with the pot holes, the stretches of cobbled road, the concrete sections, the Turkish Guest Arbiters and the Zoomies whizzing in and out then it was no surprise that when we arrived at The National Hotel in Belgrade, we all needed a drink, or two.
I was really surprised about six months later when I pulled onto The National and Andrias came over to me and asked “do you remember me”.? Of course, I replied what the heck are you doing here and he told me as we were having the Yugoslav standard fayre of Mixed Grill and a couple of cold beers served by George, the waiter in the restaurant.
Andrias was still at university studying to be a vet and it was the holiday between two of his semesters. Some of his student friends had been in contact with a company in Germany who bought second-hand vehicles and delivered them around the Middle East. Andrias and the convoy that he was in were heading for Baghdad and I seem to remember that he told me that the big old Mercedes that he was driving had been used as a taxi in Munich.
He mentioned that they slept in the cars for many of the nights and that they all drove very long hours. The money was fantastic for a student, cash in hand paid in Deutsch Marks and after a couple of days stay in Baghdad, they were flown back to Vienna. It seemed like quite an adventure for a young student at that time.
I wonder how many accidents those convoys actually caused over the years as I often remember one of them pulling out from behind me, leaving his offside indicator on and then another couple of cars would be following closely on his tail. As another vehicle would come towards us there would be a mad scramble to get back onto the right side of the road, often involving a screech of brakes and with the oncoming driver having to take evasive action. They would all pull in sharpish and then the same procedure would happen again during the next gap in the oncoming traffic.
Does anybody else remember those convoys of Zoll platers and can any of our Continental Cousins explain why they used the ‘Columbus Egg’ for exporting second hand vehicles. The vehicles must have been registered before so why didn’t they just re-register them.
Seeing Simon’s marvelous photos have had me searching through my photo shoe box again as some of those photos do look very familiar. I hope that you and Simon might recognise a couple of these places although some of my photos look like the colours are fading with age, but aren’t we all.


Another couple of reasons why you should never drive in Romania at night time.
