recoiled in horror as she visited trucknet and seen rikki’s avatar(sorry boss)… 
jon
“Sugar” she said someone should sort something out soon. Surely synthetic surgery should suffice
“Terrific idea. Tommorrow is when I shall start the transformation to temptress”
Until she discovered the cost of plastic surgery! Then she came up with a plan…
instead of plastic surgery i’ll become a truck driver said samantha,i’ll fit in there, so off she went down to the
(As I doesn’t normally follow U in my alphabet I’ll have a go with a V… tricky one this)
Victorious in the design of her foolproof plan Samantha sat down and waited for the phone to ring…
Calv
With a hop, skip and a jump, she went over to the ringing fone. It was her Surgeon, who wanted to go through some of her…
X-rays.
Nice set up Andy. 
“You sure do have unusual looking bones young lady” said the surgeon
“The last time I saw bones like those were on an actor who used to play a policeman in an old series called…”
Wiretwister:
X-rays.Nice set up Andy.
(yeah, but you aint done any favours for Z have ya… !!!)
Z-CARS!!!..hahahaha…(we were posting at the same time Bryan…
Zebra’s pranced across the screen of her TV as she chatted with the surgeon about the operation she was about to undertake… 