selby newcomer:
truckyboy:
How do you shave with a phone…

if its an iphone i am sure you could get an app for it

Bloke in our local club had a shaver app on his phone. Decided to ‘have a shave’ in the middle of bingo one Saturday night and nearly got lynched by the committee!
selby newcomer:
i never knew that speed vans could also do you for them things, glad i do now though, thanks
That’s why they now call them “Safety Cameras”
I saw a fella today using both hands on his Blackberry and doing 50. I don’t like all this spying either but with tossers like him around you have to do something.
Fat Controller:
selby newcomer:
i never knew that speed vans could also do you for them things, glad i do now though, thanks
That’s why they now call them “Safety Cameras”
There has been a story recently about a motorcyclist who has been taking the ■■■■, riding through a village past a camera and occasionally past a van on his offroader (no plates).
I think the camera crew have a bit more time on their hands and pieced together bits of his clothing and got a decent picture of him, they passed it to plod and hauled him up in court.
I cant say I blame them really 