acces problems off London road , I know some companies would force the wagon pass the trees but not here .
JAKEY:
"pudge " on one of his race horse ■■■■ up days .
Struth Steve, that is a serious chunk of cheese between those crackers mate 
, what did your Dad cut it with, an Axe? 
1st day of a 4 day job in Oxford , didn’t like the client when I gave them a survey but still got the job ,
wasted a day as the clent was flapping about choosing what to pack , 2men packing up stairs for 4hours came up with this .
Dads old kangoo still awaiting help at Kardos , we told them we are in no hurry as she is being moth balled but that was 5 weeks ago . not to worry at least she is in the dry , I did go there last week and found the windows open , so she will be a bit dusty inside for the first time in its life . more cleaning 
four day job is getting worst ,client now saying she use to be a packer in the states when she was 19 ,but didn’t know china plates stack on the ends not flat , ■■■■■■■■ spring to mind . , she now wants us to keep washing our hands eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Had a customer years ago complained about my dirty hands and dirty t shirt ,had to point out that when we arrived at her house my hands and shirt were clean,and the dirt on them was hers,
And as for getting near the door did a job with 8 steps to the front door, managed to park across the road and put the ramp onto the seventh step happy days.
JAKEY:
four day job is getting worst ,client now saying she use to be a packer in the states when she was 19
Hi Steve, should have subbed that job out to Ray mate, he has his own way of dealing with that kind of customer
Yes Chris , maybe we could get you back carrying up the stairs .
JAKEY:
Yes Chris , maybe we could get you back carrying up the stairs .
What with my back , those days are a long lost memory now mate, some days I have a job getting myself up the stairs never mind carrying anything up there
Chris , I promise I push you up the stairs . , light jobs only , promise , , more like top floor flats with no lifts !!!
JAKEY:
Chris , I promise I push you up the stairs .
Will you mate 
, well in that case… 
. Yeah right, think I’ll stick with the Tankers now Steve, the hoses are heavy enough for me nowadays