Whoosh
If I may assist a fleshlight is what I’m using at the moment and it’s broad daylight.
Dipper_Dave:
If I may assist a fleshlight is what I’m using at the moment and it’s broad daylight.
I hope the curtains are drawn?
EDIT: seems Nomi requires two hands as well ! Confess I`ve not had that need.
Where’s the fun in that 
For those cold winter nights a dash of chili sauce in ones fleshlight warms ones cockles.
But get creative, shower gel is OK for a standard fleshlight inspection, after a while this gets boring so spice things up a bit.
I’ve also tried sandpaper to simulate forced entry.
Dipper_Dave:
Where’s the fun in that
I`m thinking of H & S.
If you do an activity with the risk of blindness to yourself, well, OK, your risk.
But risking us wanting to poke our own eyes out, after witnessing such activities is somewhat anti-social.
Dipper_Dave:
For those cold winter nights a dash of chili sauce in ones fleshlight warms ones cockles.
But get creative, shower gel is OK for a standard fleshlight inspection, after a while this gets boring so spice things up a bit.I’ve also tried sandpaper to simulate forced entry.
I`ve accidentally felt the effects of deep-heat.co.uk/ ! But can see that chili sauce has the advantage of being edible.
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nomiS36:
andy187:
Nobody mentioned fleshlight yet?My iPhone doubles up as one of those these days [emoji1360]
nope i didnt mispell