More wit.
Once a year the Day Centre for the elderly put on a show and this year it was the Amazing Claude a hypnotist of wide repute who started of by saying “unlike most hypnotists I will not be inviting individuals on stage, I will hypnotise each and and everyone one of you in your seats” He produced a beautiful gold pocket watch and chain and said " I want you all to watch carefully" and began to gently swing the watch back and forth and in mellowed tone he said “You will now feel drowsy and drift away into a deep sleep and on my command you will wake again”
The chain broke and the watch smashed on the floor…Claude shouted s**t.
It took 3 days to clean up the Day Centre
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