12 months experience required

tmcassett:
The only slight flaw I can see in your suggestion is the fact Carryfast would not be able to actually get a driving job due to being an unemployable lazy bum for the last 20 odd years!

Which by definition means that you are saying that the OP is an unemployable lazy bum because he wants decent trunking work and if he’s bright he isn’t prepared to listen to the advice to take all the crap jobs to get his ‘experience’ which will still count for nothing.So that those who are telling him that can keep all of what remains of the best work for themselves.
As he’ll obviously see from the insults directed at anyone daring to call them out on the scam.