Sorry, all out of jokes, I only have “Dad jokes” at the best of times anyway 
Unless you want to hear the one about the wagon carrying Pringles, it caught fire and burnt to a crisp… (see what I mean?)
The Government has the same garbage response to everything, for example, easing the debt caused by that skiver’s charter they called “the furlough scheme” was going to be solved by having shops stay open for longer, especially on a Sunday 
Funny how other countries manage to have a decent economy and have at least one day where shops close and/or trucks need to be parked up. Our work/life balance is messed up all over this country for a lot of people.