Petition to bring back strippers at truck stops

Tarmaceater:
I have emailed Boris Johnson and his transport secretary so we can get the ladies back to cheer us up on a lonely night out with a stripper .
The location of and venue owner will increase their nightly takings and the parking will be full every night when a show is on , and why not throw in a comedian to warm up the crowd, I don’t care if it’s Rod Hull and Emu or a man with his arm or hand up a puppets ■■■■■■

Somehow I doubt it will be Rod Hull.