Tarmac Tipping

When you have served your weeks ban for using a litre of red diesel on a 8 wheeler body. Watch in wonder as the first gang you deliver to freely sprays 100 litres of diesel on the machine inc the wheels, every tool the gang use, their boots and the track air bucket.
Decide you are living in an alternate universe. Return to quarry find the P.O.S that banned you and tell him to stick his ‘exciting business opportunity’ up his arse and go and find a proper job.

‘The paver driver is king’. Not quite,the foreman is In charge, aka the screw man . He’s the one responsible for the levels and many other things.
Overall the supervisor is in charge look for the black hat.
If he’s got any brains, he lets the foreman run the job.

Top tip : If you have access to used engine oil, mix 50/50 with diesel best release agent I ever used.