All the gold that I can eat

peirre:

JeffA:
Your very own HGV?!..

Hell NO…
The only way I would ever buy a truck is so that I can park it on my drive, then if I get nostalgic I can walk outside in the middle of the night and pi$$ on the tyres to remind myself of the good O’days before walking back indoors and getting back in a comfy bed

I once saw an EE step out of his truck in broad daylight and do a massive horse urination up against the tyre - there was a river of urine running across the yard (I think it was M1 trowell on a hot day too)