First, is the red text your doing? Or is there a missing post? As for “creepy”, that was clearly, to any rational person, me extracting the urine based on you being categorised as a conspiracy theorist, and naturally believing everyone is out to get you (which we are 
) See the emoji? That indicates “humour”
I’ve never really looked at Linux.
I would imagine it’s “pretty private”, but you also likely get restricted as to what parts of the internet run correctly on that machine.
Why on earth would you think that? If anything it gives wider access (Tails, TOR, Kali etc are all Linux)
It isn’t the CCP or Russia that are going around doing all these “Infrastructure Attacks” - it is more likely 5th columnists in the same country that the attacks are happening in.
And there’s the crazy politics, which means “I’m out!”