Sunak's Handouts

dozy:
Yes they could of just took it off the original c.tax bill , but that too easy , apparently theyl hopefully contact me in June

I’m surprised the money wasn’t credited ONLY to ctax bills, which would have cut out that pesky middleman of “gansters ex-patriating the money abroad” all the time, like happened with the furlough scheme…

(1) Apply for a grant for your full-time employed staff on a Zero hours contract for over 12 months to qualify at DWP level

(2) Send that worker home with no work until they are forced to take another job elsewhere to pay the bills. Do NOT sack them, lest the firm be disqualified for the Furlough Grant already claimed.

(3) After furlough has ended, make sure the worker is banned from all sites so they cannot put their vile “conspiracy theory” out among the workforce. The unions have been placated, and that’s all that matters here. Furlough was for the Unions after all.

(4) Go back to your old country when the lockdown is entirely over, thus putting yourself out of reach of any clawback/justice that might be levvied, once the government has worked out where they went wrong: Letting employers decide who got furlough wages and who didn’t, rather than HMRC who have a complete record of how much one earns now and how low those earnings have dropped due to the lockdown…

(5) Should an arrest warrant be issued - don’t come back from said foreign country.

Ever wondered why and how come so many EE-staffed firms can afford to buy brand new Mercs and BMWs when in a job over here paying buttons?
Ever wondered why those foreign plated cars never seem to be pulled over for “no road tax, No MOT, No Insurance”…?