May the 4th be with you - but not on TV

the maoster:

Juddian:
^^ sod me, just when you thought it was safe to venture out, a mental vision one could do without

Fear not my friend. I have it on very good authority that RR doesn’t actually sport a light sabre, more a light pen torch!

To be fair enough lights can make Heathrow’s runway look bigger than the M25 from 10,000 feet high.
Not much use waving that at em when you’re under attack by hordes of hostile alien critters though.