Jokes

A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked.
“What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter ■■■■■■ exhaustion?”
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, “Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand.”