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Boat for sale ad in Weymouth.

"2010 Sailing boat
£200
Listed in Weymouth, England
About This Vehicle
Exterior colour: White
Seller’s Description
2010 Mirror Dinghy · Driven NaN miles

Fancy dying at sea?
Need to get to France but won’t have the vaccine?
International drug runner?

You’re in luck! Kittywake is here!
Designed to seat 2 adults and 2 children.

Here for sale is a piece of history. A useable “mirror dinghy”

If you feel like life’s a little too stressful and need to get away. Here’s everything you need to get sailing abroad

Boat with masts, oars, keel, sails ready to go
Road trailer in useable condition
Piggy back trailer for launching
And a copy of jack de crow which is about the boat for reading material whilst you cross the channel and a British seagull outboard motor for when the rozzers are on your case.
Has a weather cover too!

Make your money back bringing a few foreigners over!

May swap/part x something funny "