Jokes

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter “What you doing?” she asked,
“Hunting flies,” he replied,
“Oh, have you killed any?”
“Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” he answers proudly
Intrigued, the Wife asked, “How can you tell them apart?”
Husband says “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”