My Peugeot Expert does everything you could possibly want a vehicle to do. It has a turbo, and a diesel I intercooler. It will take you from where you are, to where you want to go. It will take you, and lots of stuff too. It keeps you dry. It does not wreck tyres. It is used as a taxi, and many still are, over 15 years old. Not many RS’s have done over 200.000 miles… 
Parts are cheap. It is painted a sensible, and cheap, white.
Oh, and it doesn’t make the Donkey look like he’s desperately trying to cling onto his youth… 