It’s Matthews, driving like a ■■■■■■■■ is a job requirement.
Oh well I suppose it makes a change from ‘A man walks into the bar’ 
Another driver wearing his hi-viz at the pub 
“Sorry ive totalled your pub mate but while im here I notice a lot of rubble you might need removing. 50 quid and ill take it away”
The-Snowman:
“Sorry ive totalled your pub mate but while im here I notice a lot of rubble you might need removing. 50 quid and ill take it away”
LOL You can bill that cyclist over there!