Tom Major
I think this one could sound painful but what about.
Turpin ■■■■,
Pertwee John, . … . Lucky little Scottish guy??
crisp quentin
Simpson Homer
Marian Maid
John Little !!
Poor feller 
BryanH:
Marian Maid
John Little !!Poor feller
PMSL…hahahahahaha
I like it…
John Elton
Richard Cliff
Richard Little
Jagger Mick
One I use to annoyance and amusement of booking in offices when asked for name : Scott Free.
Or they ask for your surname and as mine is long-winded and complicated to spell I just say : A.Driver
Brgds
Speedy
Sue Peggy.
Roger Jolly
Ella Salmon
Emma Goss
Don Lunn
■■■■ Big
■■■■ Small
■■■■ Average-Sized (double barrelled) (not overly common around these parts though)
Fanny… No, i shant start on the Fanny ones.
Ken Foresay
Matt Barr
Matt Door
Mona Rightold
Roy Dest
Ted Sore
Ted Waste
Ted Handcarr
Amy Sodd
Amy Bigg
Dan Boscombe
Dan Sitt
That’s more than enough, i can only apologise.
Bear Rupert
Flintstone Fred
Menace the Denis
Dan Desperate
Kid the Billy
Chaplin Charlie
Smart Billy
Duck Donald
Mouse Mickey
Piggy Miss
Gonzales Speedy
Woodpecker Woody
Bunny Bugs
Fudd Elmer
Pig Porky
Frog the Kermitt
Vicious Sid
Roses and Guns
Hole in the toad
right ppl gotta go get some food, Ill think of more while im out!!
regards
kev!
hunt mike